More Friday Ass: Rocio Guirar Diaz Gallery

Not the biggest gallery, but still a Friday treat.

Check out Rocio Guirar Diaz sexy pictures | Funtasticus.com

Satanic FAIL

I wonder if that's kosher.

Found on TYWKIWDBI.

Moon Nazis....Got your attention yet?

In 1945 the Nazis fled to the moon. In 2018 they are coming back.

Check out the Iron Sky website.

A new (Canadian) challenger?

I'd previously declared Bianca Beauchamp the best thing to come from Canada, and while I knew of Jaime Koeppe, I didn't know she was also Canadian. At any rate, here's yet more hot tail from our Northern Suburbs.

Jaime Koeppe and her Great White Bubbleass were ganked from F-listed.

Run to the border and get your freak on! Taco Bell Bathroom Sex

You know that nothing says sexy more than Taco Bell. A grilled stuffed burrito slamming into some greasy chulpas supremes...hot sauce everywhere...in the end you'll always find yourself in the bathroom....where the ho's at?

Young girls walk into four people having sex in restaurant bathroom

"My 11-year-old asked me, 'How come two women were coming out of the bathroom and why were two guys in there?’ Melissa Schumann, the girls’ mother, says. ‘And they were making funny noises.'"

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Die Zombies Die! Russian Armageddon Camaro

It's nice to see that our Russian counterparts are keeping prepared for the zombie apocalypse. Good job comrades!

See the English Russia » Camaro Mod

Moonlighting, Mr. J?

Better: "Each one personally tested for quality!" and a picture of Jeff showing thumbs up and winking.

This FAIL was found on Failblog, of course.

Science Corner: Mind Controlling Sea Worm

Image via Wikipedia

Image via Wikipedia

More things to make one paranoid. How about swimming sea worms that can take full control of their hosts. Fucked up shit that is.

Sacculina are Pretty Much My Favorite Parasite - Boing Boing

injects herself into the crab's flesh, leaving behind an empty husk. Inside the crab, the sacculina begins to take over, burrowing long, nutrient-sucking tendrils into every part of the crab's anatomy, from the eyestalks to the claws.

Maker Faire Tickets Now On Sale

Get Your Maker Faire Tickets

We look forward to seeing you at Maker Faire, a two-day, family-friendly event that celebrates arts, crafts, engineering, science projects and the Do-It-Yourself (DIY) mindset. It's for creative, resourceful folks who like to tinker and love to make things. We call them Makers.

Breakfast Granola for 4/17/9

The gallery isn't much, but it's of one of my favorite Playboy Playmates, Miss February 1995, Lisa Marie Scott. Last I remember from her pictorial, she was going to UCLA for a history degree, which I thought that was pretty cool, so maybe that's what's been keeping her.

And who wouldn't want a half-Japanese ballerina/historian to start the day?

The petite Lisa Marie Scott was found via Use My Computer on Horny Oyster.

Kari Ferrell - Old Skool Grifter with Some New Skool Twists

I haven't read a good grifter story in a while. When I first saw some news about this chick, I didn't think anything of it. But this one definitely is a gem.

The Hipster Grifter | The New York Observer

a guy named Troy was at Union Pool, the Williamsburg bar, when the bartender passed him a note from another customer. It read, “I want to give you a hand job with my mouth,” and was signed “Korean Abdul-Jabbar.” It was, according to Troy, from Ms. Ferrell. Another time, a patron at Fabiane’s, the café on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg, said Ms. Ferrell passed him a note which read: “I want you to throw a hot dog down my hall.”

Also see Kari Ferrell, Hipster Grifter: The Illustrated Life | Gawker for more info and lots of photos

Don't kill high class whores. It will piss off the police brass.

Note for Jeff: Don't kill high class whores...I mean callgirls. All of the city big wigs will get pissed off.

Boston police look for hotel masseuse killer

Boston police are investigating attacks on two masseuses-for-hire at luxury hotels, including the killing of one woman at the ritzy Marriott Copley, as the industry braces for an onslaught of guests for next week's marathon.

Chanelle Hayes Mini Gallery

Always quality, here's a mini gallery of Brit Chanelle Hayes

Check out Chanelle Hayes is naked the way Danielle Lloyd is naked

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Death by Alcohol....Up The Butt

Image via Wikipedia

Here's a follow up to my last post about the bar using alcohol vapor. In short, ingesting alcohol by any means other than drinking makes gauging dosage nearly impossible.

2007 Darwin Award WINNER: The Enema Within

Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.

Alcohol Vapor - A Fucking Dangerous Way To Get High

This couldn't really be more dangerous. Vaporized alcohol in unmetered dosages. A really boneheaded way to die.

Put On Your Plastic Suit It’s Time To Get Vapor Drunk

A new bar in London let’s you catch a buzz just from breathing the air. The Alcoholic Architecture bar blasts a mist of gin and tonic into the bar that can get you feeling tipsy in 40 minutes flat. Patrons of the bar are advised to wear plastic suits to prevent them from smelling like a distillery giant fucking pine tree when they leave

Chocolate vs. Vanilla?

I've seen the commercials where some chick goes to a big-box store and whines about how much Macs cost, then squeals at how much cheaper her PC was. Yippee!

Then there's this from Cnet...

[Responding to this ad campaign], Apple notes that "millions of people have switched to Mac because they love the security, stability, and power that comes with world-class hardware and amazing software that just works, right out of the box."

It puts its own spin on the price issue.

"A PC is no bargain when it doesn't do what you want," Apple said.

I co-sign that statement, and make no bones about it: I love my Mac. However, the Mine is full of PCs -- I'm posting this via one -- and I admit that they have their place.

My personal problem with PCs has been the odd learning curve for me; short version: they tend NOT to act they way I think they should. So, are PCs better because they're cheaper? Not to me, if only because I've had to learn how to use it...to learn how to use it. This is usually thanks to strange and uncommon minutiae that bring things to a screeching, senseless halt. On every Mac I've had, I've typically been able to jump in with both feet and do what I want, and even in my darkest moments, I've still been able to work my way through the obstacle.

But your mileage may vary, and that's the whole point of this post.

Poverty pimpin' on the high seas

Ignorance, thy name is Sharpton...

Som'n about the "so-called" pirates, they call themselves a voluntary coast guard in Somalia, which may be more apt.

I like Ed Morrissey's take as he beclowns the Permed One...

[Our] own Coast Guard routinely steals ships, shoots crew members, and demands millions in ransoms, right?

Found on Powerline via Hot Air, thanks to Crank Monkey.

It takes a queen

Wait for it: 0:50.

Anderson Cooper: "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging."

Well, he'd know, wouldn't he?

Sophie Howard is always good for a glance or two

While not the best shot in the gallery by far, I had to highlight this one just for the weirdness. Is Sophie Howard part of the Wolf Brigade now? That would definitely would be interesting

Check out the gallery at F-Listed » Archive Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Sophie Howard «

Fat Ath-uh-leet

Watch to the VERY end. P.S.: Somebody get Tubbo some oxygen, STAT!

Skillz: Cartoon Illustration Tutorials

40+ Cartoon Character Illustration Tutorials

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Classic Material

Unfortunately, Heather Thomas no longer looks like this (proceed with caution if using the googlewebs, they're not all pretty...or her, for that matter), but we can still nod appreciatively to her hot tub bikini stylings from the mid-1980s.

This vintage skin was found while wandering the intertubes.

Hmmm.....Underboob Gallery Good

I knew I was going to end of blogging about this when I saw it the other day. But my lazy ass didn't feel like getting around to it. However, it's still littering the interwebs even today. Rightly so.

Check out the Tribute to the Glorious Underboob : COED Magazine

Midgets Are Funny: Gunaxin's Top Ten Midgets

While I have no doubt that the following list of midgets has some quality midget-dom and to the best of my knowledge they are all living; the king of all midgets has to be Billy Barty (pictured). A movie with him guaranteed comedy gold.

That being said, I do have a problem with the order of the Gunaxin midget list. Check it out and see if you agree who is the top living midget.
Top Ten Midgets | Gunaxin



Also, while sourcing the Billy Barty picture, I found this one of Verne. Props to you freaky little man. You get a lot of quality tail for one so comically small.

Soccer Ass : Top 100 Footballer's Chicks

I don't know about the order the presented them in or give a shit about soccer in general. But the chicks are hot. Many times better than the other round ups of US sports team's chicks

Check out Top 100 Footballers' Wives And Girlfriends | Gunaxin

Five Pound Burrito in Two Minutes - Cower in Fear Jeff

Wikipedia Entry:

Joseph Christian "Jaws" Chestnut (born November 25, 1983) is an American competitive eater currently ranked first in the world by the International Federation of Competitive Eating. He is a Vallejo, California native who currently resides in San Jose, California.

On July 4, 2007, he won the 92nd Annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, beating six-time defending champion Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi by consuming 66 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes, which set a new world record. On July 4, 2008, he successfully defended his title by winning a 5 hot dog eat-off after tying Kobayashi in consuming 59 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes.

Found on 5 Pound Burrito In 2 Minutes | Caveman Circus

Breakfast Granola for 4/16/9

To honor the Maersk Alabama rescue and the Navy personnel who performed it, I present to you this pin-up by Andrew Bawidamann.

The SEAL babe with the H&K MP5SDN found via io9.

Hulk Hogan: new king of the womanbeaters?

Does someone want to outdo OJ?

Hulk Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," Rolling Stone reports.

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine.

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

He and Linda are battling it out in a Florida divorce court, where Linda's attorney claims she's entitled to use the car and that Hogan's claims against her are merely an attempt to control her love life.

Sounds like the Hulkster's been listening to Chris Rock: "I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand."

Misa Campo is a piece of ass

I don't know who you are. I don't care.

Check out the Misa Campo Gallery

Evan Rachel Wood GQ Gallery

I think I've said it before, but here it is again. Evan Rachel Wood is pretty hot. But add to that level of hotness is the fact that you know she is a total freak. The total point score is WIN.

Evan Rachel Wood Heats Up GQ | Celebrity Odor

Delicious Vinyl

Bianca Beauchamp is arguably the most interesting thing to come from Canada since Wayne Gretzky. I'd seen Aria Giovanni in a similar photoshoot -- vinyl monosuit, gloves, wrestling ring, shiny and oiled skin -- but only one image with them together, and it was awesome: Bianca's down on all fours while Aria is on B's back and pulling her hair. Whoever shot that film is holding out, and I'd be willing to lay my tax rebate as bounty on such a revelation.

Bianca Beauchamp was found on Hollywood Tuna.

Buddha, bless us

This chubby baby is brought to you by Olivia Munn, of course.

Game Boy + Nitrous Oxide = WIN (for Jeff)

Jeff Needs this in his white panel Van. It combines many of his favorite pastimes

Gizmodo - PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children

This is a Game Boy hooked up to a nitrous oxide machine. It's called the PediSedate. Nope, nothing sketchy about this.