Friday, October 16, 2009

Raptorjeebus saves!

Found while wandering the intergoogles here.

Australian parenting FAIL



Wow. Australia seems rather a third world country not only for parenting, but also when it comes to station design. Apparently, they don't have any of the bumpy plastic stops at the edge of the platforms like they do around here. The yellow, rubbery strip with black marks for the doors that the blind can feel with their canes, and make rolling luggage, wheelchairs, and careless moms with strollers have to work a little harder.

Australia, you so crazy!

Breakfast Granola for 10/16/9

Finger out of the trigger guard, that's what we like to see.

Found on Funtasticus.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Speaking of Pedobear...

Even Pedobear likes to photobomb.

Original found on Thisisphotobomb, Pedobear clipart from Lolpedo, Shoop by me.

UPDATE OCT 16 2009 0714: World fuckin' famous, bitch!

Our Director of Human Resources

USMC Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey was found on a purposeful search of the intergoogles.

Jeff got the wrong vanity plate

He should've gotten this instead.

Found on Lolpedo.

Breakfast Granola for 10/15/9

A recent Mine discovery, now unveiled: Marie-Claude Bourbonnais from Quebec, so add her to the shortlist of "Interesting from Canada."

Re-found on Hollywood Tuna.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Don't blink

Among the target media is ballistics gel; wait for it: between 5:00 and 6:00.

Location x3

Lesson #4080: Watch where you're standing. Wait for it: 0:14.



Found on Jalopnik.

Even TPIR is down with NBCAM

Bob Barker = big pimpin'. Why? Healthy breasts, of course.

I wouldn't have minded PolSci classes if...

marx brothers, harpo, zeppo, groucho, chico
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Breakfast Granola for 10/14/9

NBCAM rolls on with Eva Wyrwal, who -- while scarce here in The Mine -- is still appreciated.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Nutritious AND delicious!

Ray Lewis vs. Chad Ocho Cinco

Wait for it: 0:22...

The Interwebs deliver again.

It's a series of tubes

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 5

The Niners lost and so did the Raiders. Week 5 was scrambled.

This week's Chicken Dinner goes to the Cincinatti Bengals for securing victory on behalf of defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer, whose wife Vikki died only 4 days ago; Ray Lewis swipes a wing for the helmet-ejecting hit on Chad Ocho Cinco in that same game. This week's Goat goes to JeMarcus Russell for emulating predecessor Daunte Culpepper.

Breakfast Granola for 10/13/9

I'm equal parts excited and afraid; I want to try this.
Like bacon with your pancakes? How about bacon in your pancakes? Mo's Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix ($14) offers exactly that, mixing tasty buttermilk pancake mix with Vosges Chocolates' delectable Mo Bacon Bar chips. Finally, a good reason to wake up early. [Thanks, Fernando]
Found on Uncrate.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Headless in Humpty Doo

From Jalopnik:
Following a ute crash in Humpty Doo, NT, Australia, and reports indicating the female passenger may have been engaging in amorous activities with the driver, the 34-year-old waitress would just like everyone to know "I was not sucking his d***."
First off, "Humpty Doo"!? Yes, Humpty Doo. Second, I really don't think this waitress gets the point of the crash, but let it be known that Alysson White does not -- repeat: DOES NOT -- give out brain:
"I was not sucking his d*** - and it's pretty obvious that wasn't the case ... you only have to look at the mark on my chest, clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it's impossible that I'd be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I've got a f****** rubber neck. If it was true I'd just cop it sweet and think 'how embarassing, I got caught sucking someone's d***' - but it is not true and that's what is p****** me off. It didn't happen like that at all - he was just going too fast. I don't understand where that story has come from.

"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me.

"But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job.''
Personally, I'd be afraid that she'd rip off my junk to feed her baby dingoes, or trade it to a witch doctor for a pack of smokes and some Carlton Draught.

Speaking of NBCAM...

The lovely and gifted Denise Milani was found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 10/12/9

It's still National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and the Feel Your Boobies Foundation has an icon-izer: Boobicon.me. It has a vector-based "knockout" system to remove backgrounds, but I knew I'd have better results by Shooping it myself.