Friday, October 15, 2010

Speaking of amazing ass...

...Laura Dore is back with more of what the kids love because The Mine loves the kids.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

And her amazing ass

That honestly sums up the delectable Ms. Sophie Turner. I have no idea what she does, what she's ever acted in/sang/modeled bikinis or lingerie for, and if she's any good at it. However, she's fine like gold, and that's fine with me.

Found via Hollywood Tuna on Barstool Sports.

Brett Far-vruh, feel my JUSTICE!

Sometimes, payback comes wrapped in a boxing glove or a full metal jacket. Here, we see that it's made out of pigskin by our friends at Wilson. Wait for it: 0:03...



HAW HAW HAW!

Found on F-listed; alleged to be on Deadspin but that one's been pulled already.

Breakfast Granola for 10/15/10

It's still National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, folks. If you don't love breasts, then the terrorists win. Think of the children: they like it, too!

Leianna Kai was found on F-listed.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

In defense of breasts

It's National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and like brassieres, I support breasts. They're beautiful and I want them to stay that way.

Thus, this foolishness uncovered by FMD Jeff reaches me with scorn and ire:
1. What is a paedophile? (USA spelling: pedophile)
A person who is sexually attracted to children.

2. Are women who enjoy breastfeeding children paedophiles?
Yes they are, because they feel sexually aroused with breastfeeding and some even admit this has led to orgasm....

[....]

4. Why is it that some people say that breast milk is best - is it true?
No, it is not true...cow's milk can be formulated to be just as nutritious or better than breast milk in a consistent manner, eg the mother's milk will vary in quality according to her general health

[....]

5. Why is it that many people find breastfeeding in public disgusting?
Because they sense there is a sexual element to breastfeeding and that children are being abused.

6. But if most mammals breastfeed, isn't it what nature intended?
Nature is both good and evil. The human brain is complex and capable of making a better choice due to science and technology. The right thing to do is to choose good and not use children as sexual objects.

[....]

NOTES:

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2. Please don't say: "God made breasts for babies." Wait a minute, did you forget that the devil also exists? Breasts were very likely to be designed by the devil, to trap you and ensnare you and get you to lust after children. THINK ABOUT THIS: There are TWO gods, one good, the other bad. BUT THEY BOTH HAVE PLENTY OF POWER. Who are you going to follow?

3. Please don't say: "Whatever next, an anti vagina campaign?" Yeah, you are quite right. How about a PRO CLONING campaign? You reproduce by dividing in two, like bacteria do. You make a copy of yourself, like identical twins do. Much better than all the mess and abuse of sex and sexual organs, and let's face it more utterly DIVINE.
Wow, where to start? Follow that link and read the missing bits, but let's see if I can draw out the essence of this FAIL:

1) Thou shalt not enjoy boobies, for they are the Devil's Toys, and nursing mammals are therefore original sinners.

2) Thou shalt enslave mother cows to this end, for -- as higher organisms -- womenfolk must recognize Lucifer's Hand and avoid being a mother by feeding her children (neverminding that cow milk ought to be likewise tainted in boobie evil, but moveth along, for thine logic wilteth in the face of mine beliefs).

3) Thou shalt not sexualize the infants with the suckling of boobies, for only during the oral sexes are the Devil's Toys brought to bear. Orgasm be the point of such spurious activities, and thou shalt be of nubile age for such. Your late 30s or 40s, though probably never as He shall undoubtedly command.

4) Thou shalt yearn towards nonsexual reproduction, for vaginas -- and the penises that enter them -- art icky, rivaled only by the babies which squisheth out from Beelzebub's Chasm. Thou shalt cloneth instead, so that all strengths -- along with all WEAKNESSES -- may be duplicated into eternity, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.


But seriously, this sounds like an angry, bitter woman who either had a bad experience(s) or has always been barren and frigid. Thanks for your input, but I reject your unhappiness. Breasts are awesome, sex is awesome, and you thinking they're not just means more for the rest of us.

Conversely...

...I did catch this episode of Chuck, wherein Sarah (Yvonne Strahovski) tries on several bikinis. OM NOM NOM!

She may also be participating in National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Ladies: save the boobies, feel the boobies!

Found on Popholic.

Breakfast Granola for 10/15/10

I don't watch Glee, but I should apparently start...





Found on F-listed.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Reason #4080 why Gran Turismo 5 needs to release on time

Because people will think Grand Theft Auto will teach them how to drive. Like this:



Found on Jalopnik.

MUNI has a lesson for Caltrans?

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's possible to pick up and put down $3 million dollars of light rail tracks in 4 days (which you can watch in about 13 minutes).

Church and 30th St. San Francisco MUNI Construction from Ken Murphy on Vimeo.


So, Caltrans...where's that bridge of yours? It only took the original about 3.5 years, but it'll take you at least 11. Way to FAIL at efficiency.

Found via Jalopnik on Gawker.

Sexy Back

Fuck Justin Timberlake! He ain't got shit on Medianoche. From shoulders to hips, THIS is sexy back.

Found on Flickr.

Breakfast Granola for 10/13/10

En EspaƱol, "medianoche" means "midnight," and lends its name to a sandwich made from roast pork, ham, mustard, Swiss cheese, and pickles on egg bread and toasted on a press. OM NOM NOM!

Medianoche also happens to be the alias of [REDACTED 201112230946], burlesque purveyor that I'd also enjoy for breakfast. OM NOM NOM!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Front to back

Coco Austin has a line of clothes coming soon called "Licious."

Well played, Ms. T. Well played indeed.

Found on her Twitter here and here.

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 5

The Niners lost and the Raiders won. Week 5...these reps are horrible.

Chicken Dinner would go to Larry Fitzgerald for having good-er hands than Allstate on two critical plays -- an onside kick and a fumble recovery -- but Alex Smith gets it instead. Why? Because a big hunk of Goat goes to Mike Singletary and his undue, unfounded, unjustifiable, and unwavering faith in that nervous meatbag.

Breakfast Granola for 10/12/10

National Breast Cancer Awareness Month shines on with the Colombian cleavage of the very funny Sofia Vergara.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Twinspin PSA for Columbus Day

FMD Crankmonkey wishes to remind everyone that it's October, and presents this tiny bit of ore as a double tribute.

1) It's National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and Hayden Panettiere has nice little-person cleavage. All wrapped in dirndl and topped in Tyrolean hat, doesn't it look tasty and sweet?

2) And if it's not still Oktoberfest, it needs to be. Hayden also happens to have a big-person commemorative stein of beer, at least a third of which is consumed. You can just tell she gets it poppin'.

It's beer! Hooray beer!

Located on Laxtime (NSFW).

Breakfast Granola for 10/11/10

I don't know how Adam Baldwin got hold of this, but it's the exact warning I give all the ladies.

Yet they pay it no mind; they love The Big Noodle, and The Big Noodle loves them.