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Sophie Turner, ever willing to pop out her booty, pops out her booty. This should get me through lunch, at least.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

And it goes like this...

Today seems like THE day where it's finally sinking in and folks are starting to learn: sometimes you have to MAKE people do what you want. Image related!

Translation: NO REPORT AVAILABLE!

Found with other strange and magical images on Funtasticus.

A Martini meant to be shaken

Big brown eyes, check.

Wavy red hair, check.

Sweet, sweet cleavage, double check.

I could drink Angela Martini all day.

Found on Celebslam via F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 12/3/10

We've seen how Gran Turismo can be win, but here's an example of where it might be an accessory to fail.

I sometimes feel while playing GT that I'd be able to drive anything I digitally own on any track I've digitally driven. If faced with this in real life, however, I'd like to think that I'd simply be able to take my own car for some pokey laps and not get lost, neverminding hot laps.

Unfortunately, I get the sinking sensation that GT may have misled some German youths into thinking they could, in fact, do some hot laps. And not just anywhere; on the Nürburgring Nordschleife, one of the most demanding, technical, AND dangerous courses in the world. Wait for it: 0:50 and onward...



This WTF FAIL was found on Jalopnik.

GT5's Tokyo 246 in a Caterham R300 Superlight

From Jalopnik:

Caterham Japan and the folks at Okidokyo ran Tokyo's Route 246 track from Gran Turismo 5 in the real world in a Caterham R300 Superlight to find out what the differences were.

It turns out that in real life there's a lot more traffic.

And yes, in real life, the Tokyo "Route 246" track starts off and ends right next to Sony's worldwide headquarters.

Caterham goes around Route 246 (GT5 track) from Remi Schouten on Vimeo.

Gran Turismo 5 vs. Real Life

GT5 is going to be pretty and shiny, of course, but it's pretty darn close. From Kotaku:

Snow + Board = ????

DEATH! That's what that gets!

Breakfast Granola for 12/2/10

I never did like Family Circus, and especially not Jeffy's spastic, wandering ass. Get 'em, Pedobear!

Photoshoopery by yours truly.

Reading is fun(damental)

Seriously, it is. Can't you tell?

Found on Heavy.

One for Crankmonkey

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Breakfast Granola for 12/1/10

Oh summer, you seem so far away, and autumn was hardly here at all! Now winter feels upon us, and all is cold and bleak and...COLD!

Chanelle Hayes at the beach will have to carry me to spring.

Found on DJ Mick.

How to use (and NOT use) a neti pot

FMD Jack Naples regaled us with tales of the "neti pot" and how it helped his allergy situation. Intrigued, I had to see one in action, and did uncover a jackpot of neti pot use/abuse...

Gay marriage: not all bad

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Breakfast Granola for 11/30/10

News about Iron Sky continues to dribble out, including this story from io9.

Blah blah blah, that extra stuff is all well and good -- and I hope to Raptorjeebus that the movie doesn't suck -- but I want to see and hear Renate Richter (as played by Julia Dietze) in action. I can't find any reference to the insignia on her cap, but I'm going to assume it's for the "Schwarze Sonne" division of the SS.

Image found among Iron Sky's press images.

I'm sure Lebanese chicks like...

...Sarieha Alsawaf likes men, too. Right, PABLO?

Breakfast Granola for 11/29/10

Happy post-Thanksgiving! I don't know if anybody traveled for it, but I hear the security checks can be dicey.

Accurate re-creation of TSA logo by yours truly.