Friday, February 11, 2011

I love a woman who knows what she wants

Let Robyn Alexandra point you the right way.

From the Ore Archives.

Too much bacon!

I love bacon, but not nearly this much:
Yup, you read that right. Bacon Toothpaste ($5) is a teeth-cleaning paste flavored like a delicious piece of fried bacon. It's probably not FDA-approved, and we have serious doubts that it'll leave you with fresh breath, but if you're considering using this, you probably don't care.

Breakfast Granola for 2/11/11

Unidentified by Funtasticus, but I know darn well that's Jordan Carver. Happy Friday!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

It must be Thursday if...

...Coco is showing off a thong.

Found on Coco's Twitter.

Breakfast Granola for 2/10/11

epic fail photos - That Will Buff Out: Looks Like a Herp and Derp CollisionThat license plate explains so much.

P.S.: I hate smelly goombas, especially on Early Thursday.

Found on Funtasticus.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Semi-funny

A Charlie Murphy-ized re-enactment of Anderson Silva's footslap win upon Vitor Belfort:

Breakfast Granola for 2/9/11

Can you spot the number of things wrong in this picture?

Of course you can't! This picture is RIGHT!

Found on Funtasticus.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Ken Block got it like that

From the Ford Mustang Twitter, it's not all about V8s and rear-wheel drive; it can be about turbocharged I4s and AWD, too. Plus, the hot ass. Don't forget to pause EXACTLY on 1:37...

Breakfast Granola for 2/8/11

Brittany Herrera will get us into this weird-feeling Tuesday. She's gotta.

Found on F-listed.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Partytime!

Not all women can carry off short hair. It can look like a cry for attention, a sign of malnutrition or abuse, or an advertisement for fellow "womyns." But when it's done correctly, it can look great.

Y'know, if I didn't know any better, this might even be Reef babe Debora Comba. Thoughts?

Found on Funtasticus.

Jeff's kind of girl

This should be right up The Prophet's alley:
If you missed Thursday’s episode of the Jersey Shore, you spared yourself the awkwardness of witnessing the epitome of a TMI conversation between Snooki, JWoww and Deena. When the three were talking about why women can’t just fess up to their masturbation habits, Snooki saw it as the perfect opportunity to chime in with her own story:

You work your muscles — remember I did it all day once and couldn’t move?

How was YOUR weekend?

Breakfast Granola for 2/7/11

Congratulations to the Green Bay Packers on their Super Bowl XLV victory over the Steal'ums, and to QB Aaron Rodgers on his game MVP over Ben Rapistrapist.