Q: What is long, hard, and wet?

A: a surfboard in the shower with Jennifer Hawkins, of course.

Found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 2/18/11

Sorry I'm late, but I was busy hosting the Mayor of Herpderpville and a Skype conference.

To make up for it, here's the Princess of Sandy Bottom, Arianny Celeste.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Driving isn't for everyone

I concede and stipulate that this happened in ice and snow, but that's all the more reason to NOT be in it, especially if you were taught at Herp & Derp Driving School...

Breakfast Granola for 2/17/11

It's cold and rainy. I need something warm and inviting.

Hawai'i would also be nice.

Found on Tikipop; hat tip to Crankmonkeuy for discovering that Tumblr.

Twin spin

Alice Goodwin again because she really is that delicious.

Ibid.

Breakfast Granola for 2/16/11

Alice Goodwin -- aka: the second coming of Lucy Pinder -- is back to get us through this damp and unfathomable Wednesday.

Found on Brosome via F-listed.

Best. Thermometer. EVAR!

Coco Austin is in NYC, where the weather is obviously cold.

Found on her Twitter.

Lady in red

Mexican-derived Priscilla Roman was born in Whittier, but has lived in the Inland Empire since 2000. Good things are grown in California.

Pris' Model Mayhem page was found while wandering the intergoogles.

Jeff will be pleased to know...

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Breakfast Granola for 2/15/11

In case you missed it, Valentine's Day can be tasty and delicious. Here's a candy heart to prove it.

Found on Hawtness.

The worst thing about Katy Perry...

...is Russell Brand. She needs to drop some weight: get that switchblade into the unfunny bastard and run.

From the Ore Archives.

Breakfast Granola for 2/14/11

Katy Perry didn't win anything at the Grammys, but then I don't take much stock in the Grammys. Milli Vanilli won a Grammy, after all.

P.S.: Happy Valentine's Day to boobies. I ♥ boobies!