Spoonerism

"A spoonerism is an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched."

Example: Tig Ol' Bitties.

Breakfast Granola for 6/16/11

With 32 to go, we gotta brighten the day up with something. How about our beautifully wayward friend, Medianoche?

And now, for something that doesn't lie

Lucy Mecklenburgh, gents. Because that body is the truth!

Found via Funtasticus on GCeleb

Breakfast Granola 6/15/11

I wonder how Rob Katz would hold up to these tests.

How To Spot A Liar by Forensic Psychology

33 remain.

Fear the Incursion

Now that it has arrived in lafayette, it's gettin' real up in here:

I never did like you

That's right, NEVER.

I shudder to visit Mr. Wu and his heathen celestials, but — by God! — I will profane your remains, and may Gabriel's trumpet summon you from a pig's asshole if I catch so much as a whiff of your cunt in this camp again, you lying cocksucker.

RUN. FOR. YOUR. FUCKING. LIFE.

Breakfast Granola for 6/14/11

34 to go, and I have to think ahead; "Maybe I'd like to draw cars for my next job?" From Uncrate:

Whether you have plans on one day becoming a car designer or would simply like to improve your car sketching skills for your own enjoyment, the I Draw Cars Sketchbook & Reference Guide ($25 and up) is here to help. Created by two designers from the Detroit area, this unique book will include tons of templates, reference information, and, yes, even blank pages, all of which are there to help you hone your automotive sketching skills to near perfection.

How do I "Airplane Mode?"

Via Gizmodo, do NOT try this at home!

Breakfast Granola for 6/13/11

With 35 to go, the balm on our soul this day is Stacey Keibler and her very long legs.

Found on Uncoached.