Saint Nevub

First, there was Bakesale Betty's. Then there was Cupkates. And now, there is Specialty's with beautifully buttery, chocolate chip cookies.

For this third miracle, FMD Nevub, the first Simmslamic saint, is elevated.

The kicker: he claims that his third miracle is not the true miracle.

Lips

What we would probably call a "glamour/pinup" model, Japan calls a "gravure idol." Idol because she's idolized (or idealized for her form), and gravure because that's French for expensive, classy printing.

Here we have gravure idol MEGUMI -- yes, all caps -- who is otherwise known as Megumi Yamano, and strikingly busty for a Japanese woman.

P.S.: NATIONAL BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH!

From The Mine Ore Sample Archives.

Breakfast Granola for 10/29/10

I don't remember ever seeing Jordan Carver in teal, which means this is new. Yay!

And we're winding down to the last workday in October. National Breast Cancer Awareness Month may only be a month, but boobies are forever!

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Looks a little twitchy

We've seen it standing still, but now we get to see it moving. From Jalopnik:

The Thirteenth Decree of Simmslam

The prophet al-Jeff pisses new wisdom upon the unbelievers!

Because women are as dogs, so shall their ages be likewise counted.

Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen approach 105. I must "wife" them soon.

Winding down

The end of October draws near, but it's still National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and this young lady has the right idea.

Because I ♥ them as much as you ♥ them, FEEL YOUR BOOBIES!

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 10/28/10

al-Jeff should be most pleased. Could there be another tenant of Simmslam in here somewhere?


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AMBUSH!

Our overlords have approved of our dining choices; today is a surprise Bakesale Betty's day!

Chicken sammich = two big breasts on a roll, picture unrelated.

And don't forget, it's still OCtober, so it's still National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, picture definitely related. All the ladies in the house, lift your blouse!

Wendy Combattente, pictured, is a trusty sample from the Ore Archive.

Derezzed

Found on Kotaku, this video includes a look at the forthcoming Tron: Legacy.

Breakfast Granola for 10/27/10

Australia can't possibly be so bad if it has racing like this, found on Jalopnik.

Everything you need to know about martial arts

As close as I'll get to baseball...

...is to wonder if that's a bat over the shoulders of this tanned, sweaty, oily, well-formed lass. By the scraped paint over her right shoulder, I actually think it's a weightlifting bar. Way to go, weightlifting babe!

Related: October is winding down, but it's still National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so feel 'em up, ladies! Save the boobies!

P.S.: And way to FAIL it, baseball! Go away, cricket! Nobody likes you!

Found on Funtasticus.

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 7

The Niners lost and the Raiders won. Week 7 was a bad trip to the Twilight Zone.

Chicken Dinner would've gone to the Miami Dolphins, but the refs stole it again with shoddy officiating. Goat goes to a raft of QBs -- Alex Smith, Brett Farve, and Tony Romo -- for mixed-to-poor performances leading up to what are likely to be season-ending injuries.

Breakfast Granola for 10/26/10

FMD Crankmonkey brought forth this ore with the note, "Annoying animation but..."

To which I replied, "'Butt' indeed."

It's Rachel McAdams, proving that she's more than just a pretty face; she delivers hot buns for breakfast, too.

Found on Giggity Greg.

Farewell, Walkman

I've owned six different Walkman players -- three cassette, three CD -- and the end of the line strikes me with more than a little nostalgia and melancholy. However, the inevitability of its demise was set when Sony departed from their roots in at least one very important aspect: ubiquity of consumable media.

Cassettes -- then CDs -- were everywhere. Once people were dubbing their own mixtapes -- and rip/mix/burn for CDs -- they were becoming their own DJs. Where they'd have to call into the local radio station to have their favorite song played -- or stay home and spin a record -- they could now be the master of their playlist.

So, it comes as little surprise that the iPod, successor to the Walkman, drew inspiration from its forebears:

[Said John Sculley, former Apple CEO:] "I remember Akio Morita gave Steve [Jobs] and me each one of the first Sony Walkmans. None of us had ever seen anything like that before because there had never been a product like that. This is 25 years ago and Steve was fascinated by it. The first thing he did with his was take it apart and he looked at every single part. How the fit and finish was done, how it was built."

So, the Walkman's designers likely influenced the iPod. And what about the Walkman's branding? After the music player became a hit, Sony tried to capitalize by releasing such products as Pressman, Watchman, Scoopman, and Discman. Now, think iPod, iPhone and iPad.

What goes around, comes around; what once was old is new again.

Breakfast Granola for 10/25/10

One of the cooler things about watching UFC -- aside from seeing Brock Lesnar get his ass beat by Cain Velasquez -- is Arianny Celeste, pictured, doing laps in the ring with the number of the next round.

Next innovation: doing laps in the ring with the number of her phone. Dana White, make it happen!

Found on Hollywood Tuna.