Breakfast Granola for 5/22/9

Happy Memorial Day weekend-to-come! Long live the fighters!

Alicia Whitten...the name is familiar, same as the face, but...

Eh. You're looking at the important parts.

This import model from Simi Valley was found on Coed Magazine.

Thursday Ass - Good Stuff

It takes something special for me to get off my lazy ass and blog something to the mine recently. I think this qualifies

Check out on 205th magazine: Amazin' Amie has an Amazin' Ass

Leggo my Lego!

A Shelby GT500 Supersnake made out of Lego!? WANT!

This object of my desire was found on Jalopnik.

And a hero came along...

PSHero, a quite cool site with free tutorials for Photoshop design ideas and techniques, which sometimes includes PSD files to follow along (and copy Layer Styles, where applicable).

Thee Official Booze of The Granola Mine?

Engraving idea ganked from Uncrate; P-shoop by me.

It's Greek for "Tasty like the yogurts"

FMD Crankmonkey has located this Hellenic ore: Christina Vlahakis.

And I approve that message!

Behold, the "Circle Of Life"

Or as Olivia Munn so succinctly put it: "This is fucking nature!"

No sleepin' on them cheeks

Just saw this big bail of ass lying around and decided to claim it.

The depicted ass is uncaptioned, but I know it belongs to Amy Fadhli. The rest of the gallery is on Coed.

UPDATE (20090708): Mine visitor "Davide" observes that the ass at hand belongs to Anna Falchi, not the aforementioned Amy Fadhli of also-remarkable ass. My bad.

Breakfast Granola for 5/21/9

Et tu, Kunis? Add Lexus drivers to the growing list of driving tools alongside Audi and BMW.

This parking faux pas was brought to light on Jalopnik.

Damn schizo weather

Hot. Cold. Hot. Cold. Now it's warming up again. Stupid weather...

It'll take a beach with Denise Milani on it to make things right.

Awesome is coming...

I don't think I'd have cast Robert Downey, Jr. and Jude Law as Holmes and Watson...but then I hadn't seen this trailer yet. Mark your calendars for Christmas.

The Wondertonic of Da-iry

FMD Whitey-D has uncovered a vein of calcium-rich ore...

I can see the Photoshop influence on most, but the final effect for the balance of them is quite good, especially ones with reflections or translucence.

This squeezing from Da-iry was located on Design You Trust.

Breakfast Granola for 5/20/9

Um, wow. At some point, even those who commit FAIL realize it and 1) stop with the FAIL and WIN, or 2) quit at what they're FAILing...



So what brand of FAIL is it to violate both of those, by continuing to parallel park badly AND leaving your car with its ass hanging out? That's right...

This EPIC FAIL! was found on Jalopnik.

Durability: downgraded

One way that Olivia Munn and myself are different: she can't endlessly shoot hot sauce.

Cholula claims to have a higher Scoville than Tabasco (which I prefer the taste of), but they seem about the same to me. Then again, I've shot both AND actually drank from a bottle of Sriracha without ill effects. Never even on dares, but for fun. WHAT. UP.

And if there was tequila to wash it down with? I'd predict that neither her and Kevin Pereira combined could defeat me.

Video Game - E3 2009 - Attack of the Show

Poor fat Asian girl...

Red hot

Denise Milani...just because!

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 5/19/9

Lucy Pinder stuck around for breakfast today! This is apparently part of a photoshoot with the A1 Grand Prix champions, Team Ireland.

A1GP bills itself as the "World Cup of Motorsport," but the national teams format doesn't impress me; those are only any good at the Olympics. I want to see teams of excellent drivers (not caring where they're gathered from), backed by machinery and mechanics to match, leaving it on the track.

Enough ranting from me -- *points at cleavage* -- it's Lucy Pinder.

This racing anomaly was found on Hollywood Tuna.

Wax on, wax off

Lucy Pinder, appearing highly domesticated.

The amazing Ms. Pinder was found on Hollywood Tuna.

Another challenger?

I've never heard of her before -- she bills herself as TiGLi (WTF?) -- but as long as she doesn't make me mispronounce her name, she'll be just fine to look at.

"Neighborhood Knockout" TiGLi was unearthed on F-listed.

Worst. Race. EVAR!

This FUBAR is so bad, it's only TWO laps into the GP of Pau and even the SAFETY CAR (aka pacecar) gets wrecked...

Pop quiz

Q: Adriana Lima grabs you by the "tenders"; what do you do?

This scenario was found on Egotastic.

Zombie ants in Texas!

In the ant equivalent of a zombie apocalypse, researchers have discovered a way to control the population growth of Fire Ants, which are problematic in Texas. They’re releasing a specific type of fly into the area that injects larve into the brain of the ant, taking over the brain head and eventually causing it to fall off.

Found (with the video) on F-listed.

Still holding it in, I see

First came the swine flus advice. Now it's the classified Veep Bunker...

According to [Eleanor Clift, Newsweek magazine's Washington contributing editor], Biden "said a young naval officer giving him a tour of the residence showed him the hideaway, which is behind a massive steel door secured by an elaborate lock with a narrow connecting hallway lined with shelves filled with communications equipment."

Clift continued: "The officer explained that when Cheney was in lock down, this was where his most trusted aides were stationed, an image that Biden conveyed in a way that suggested we shouldn't be surprised that the policies that emerged were off the wall."

So, in an effort to snap on the previous Veep, the current Veep -- and Clift, while she's at it -- revealed secrets related to executive protection. I'm sure the Secret Service will be happy to know that when the chips aren't even down that Crazy Uncle Joe can't be relied upon to button his lip. The writers of 24 SO need to add such a Veep character: flapjawed for no good reason, followed by a stampede of plots just lining up outside NOOC FTW.

Breakfast Granola for 5/18/9

Second verse, same as the first: two scoops of Denise Milani, and a heaping helping it is, too.

Caution: Just like last week, Denise is SFW, but some of the ads on Hottystop are not.