Friday, December 31, 2010

Have a BIG ASS New Year!

There are two things I want to see going away: Coco Austin and 2010.

And Coco is the only one allowed back. See you in 2011!

Relevant to my interests

This is Melody Jai, aka the Whooty Girl.

And this is a Youtube video of Melody Jai popping her booty...

Hips are awesome!

al-Jeff doesn't think so, but he's not here to stop me. I speculate that he dislikes mature shapes -- namely, breasts and hips -- as an obvious sign of post-pubescent maturity.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

Rina Akiyama kindly donated her hips from somewhere on the intergoogles.

Bulldog Gin

WANT from Uncrate:
Add an extra bit of oomph to your New Years martinis, long islands, and slings with Bulldog Gin ($30). Handcrafted in London using traditional copper pot stills and twelve unique botanicals, Bulldog offers fruit and citrus notes, a smooth texture, and crisp taste that make it perfect for mixing or solo sipping. As a bonus, the distinctive bottle with a spiked collar is sure to draw more than a few questions from your fellow revelers.

Breakfast Granola for 12/31/10

This WIN speaks for itself; found on Kotaku:

Thursday, December 30, 2010

But aren't they all?

epic fail photos - acronym failOf course it's called A.S.S.; it has skiing in it!

Skiing sucks, and snow is cold, wet death. Avoid them both and you won't wind up in A.S.S.

From Failblog.

Korea: It's big in Japan!

This is Girls' Generation, an engineered, Korean pop group, and they're insanely popular in Japan, it seems. Since there are nine of them, I guess that makes them the Spice Girls x2, plus one.

For the purposes of The Mine, they're pretty and have long legs, and will be popular until the next post nudges it southward.

Found on Kotaku.

Breakfast Granola for 12/30/10

She's called "Kimberly_Modeling." Really, I couldn't make that up. It does seem appropriate, doesn't it?

Found on F-listed.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Ore comparison: Jennifer Love Hewitt

And here's JLH again, this time dressed as a Playboy Bunny and ready for a Halloween party. Same girl, different hot.

From the Ore Archives.

Am I crazy?

I already gave F-listed an F for being unable to name Lizzy Chavez, but I want to give them another one for calling Jennifer Love Hewitt ugly in this picture.

JLH looks great in various stages of polish, and I daresay even unpolished. She has a "Velma on her day off" look going on here, which makes me say that true beauty just can't be hidden.

As Great Prophet al-Jeff would say, "Don't judge me!"

Breakfast Granola for 12/29/10

Ever see someone doing something, and you think to yourself, "This is going to end badly. I hope I'm standing far enough away."

Well, sometimes it's not always that simple. Wait for it: 0:09...

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

LMC85

That's how F-listed has her billed, but a quick search of the googlewebs finds a Model Mayhem page with her human identity: Lizzy Chavez.

Way to go the extra mile, F-listed! The F stands for FAIL today.

Breakfast Granola for 12/28/10

Try this for a Trifecta/Three Round Burst:
  1. snow sucks,
  2. government transportation employees are careless, ignorant herpderps,
  3. and New Yorkers are annoyingly loud and opinionated!
From Gawker via Jalopnik (NSFW language):

Monday, December 27, 2010

CardSharp

From Uncrate:
Want to carry a knife but don't feel like adding any extra bulk to your already crowded pockets? Check out the CardSharp (£15; roughly $23). Thanks to its ingenious folding design, the CardSharp is the same size as a credit card, yet offers a 65mm stainless steel blade, and folds up securely for travel. A bit of advice: make sure it's not in your wallet the next time you're heading into the TSA line.

Breakfast Granola for 12/27/10

The Ivory Queen of Soul, Mary Christine Brockert, aka Lady T, aka Teena Marie, has left us at 54.