Friday, September 18, 2009

A long drink

Today's trivia: Fernanda Ferrari is six feet tall.

Found on Uncoached.

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Old school pimpin'

No matter what you do in life, you will NEVER be as cool as Steve McQueen in a hot tub with a pack of smokes, a bottle of champagne, and Ali MacGraw.

Found on Jalopnik.

Buddha calls? That's the American way of loving

Beware Super Snake! Indian immigrant caught slippin' on his Buddha calls; wait for it: 6:17...

Speaking of Cheers...

Breakfast Granola for 9/18/9

On this solemn Friday, we bid farewell to FMD YTD.

Though no longer a Fellow Mining Drone, I'm sure Young Ted Danson will retain knowledge of The Mine, despite his best efforts. Hopefully, the water and rations and working conditions are much improved on the surface and...what do you mean, "They have beer and women up there"!?

GTFO and RUN, dummy!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

The Day of the Spider

Hey Jeff, your friend is here!

Tourette's WIN?

As told on Holy Taco:
It's clear that Ernie Anastos just says whatever the f*ck he wants to over there at Fox 5 New York. First, he beasts Nick the weatherman, then, he steps all over his female co-anchor's story. He probably pulled his dick out during the commercial break just because he felt like doing it.

In case of ninjas while drinking

Sister Saffron Monsoon alerted me to these.
This set of 9 throwing-star-shaped coasters can protect your coffee table, delight your friends, and assassinate your enemies. Shown in translucent black acrylic, other materials available.
Available in black translucent acrylic ($48), red tint acrylic ($53), and aluminum ($172) from Doug Best on Ponoko.

Breakfast Granola for 9/17/9

Thursday gets underway to Nikki Simms, aka Next Door Nikki, as seen on Holy Taco.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Audacity of Hoes

Not a fan of John Stewart, but he's right on the money when it comes to the press and ACORN.

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Discipline

See how her finger is outside the trigger guard? That's good training and good practice.

Jessica Burciaga and an H&K MP5K-PDW (with "N"-for-Navy trigger group) were found on Holy Taco.

Word!

Found via Abduzeedo on Tee Fury.

Got questions? Ask a crackhead!

As seen on Media Take Out...

Mmm, you smell like fresh bacon

I love bacon, but -- c'mon now! -- enough with the baconized products.
We love bacon, and we've seen everything from Canned Bacon to Baconnaise, Bacon Salt, Bacon Floss — hell, even Bacon Lip Balm — so it was only a matter of time before we discovered Bacon Soap ($6). Made to both look and smell like frying bacon, this soap will get you clean while giving your appetite a jump-start on the day.
Found on Uncrate.

Breakfast Granola for 9/16/9

Some photoshoot for some magazine of some Asian chick on some Wednesday.

Found on Olivia Munn.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Crime doesn't pay

Foolish burglar meets armed occupant, FAILS it:
A Johns Hopkins University student armed with a samurai sword killed a man who broke into the garage of his off-campus residence early Tuesday, a Baltimore police spokesman said.

According to preliminary reports, a resident of the 300 block of E. University Parkway called police about a suspicious person, department spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said. An off-duty officer responded about 1:20 a.m. to the area with university security, according to Guglielmi. They heard shouts and screams from a neighboring house and found the suspected burglar suffering from a nearly severed hand and lacerations to his upper body, he said.

The suspect was pronounced dead at the scene.

The student told police that he heard a commotion in the house and went downstairs armed with a samurai sword, Guglielmi said. He saw the side door to the garage had been pried open and found a man inside, who lunged at the student.

Detectives were still interviewing the student and his three roommates Tuesday morning, Guglielmi said. Burglars had already stolen two laptops and a Sony PlayStation from the student's home Monday, according to Guglielmi.

Dennis O'Shea, a spokesman for Johns Hopkins, said all four residents of the house are undergraduate students at the university.

The suspected burglar, whose name was not released pending notification of next of kin, had prior convictions for breaking and entering and had just been released Saturday from a Baltimore County facility, Guglielmi said.

Michael Hughes of the 3400 block of University Place, about a block away from the scene, said he was working at his home when he heard screams shortly after 1 a.m.

"I could hear the fear in the voice, and I could tell someone was scared," said Hughes, 43, who works for Johns Hopkins' Bloomberg School of Public Health.

Hughes said he called police and could hear sirens as he was on the phone. He walked over to the crime scene shortly after.

"The body was near the garage. And I watched them carry the sword out. The whole thing was surreal and totally bizarre," Hughes said.

By Tuesday afternoon, two pools of blood remained on the ground a few feet away from the door to the garage, which is not connected to the home. A door to a wooden fence surrounding the back yard was broken, allowing the scene to be viewed from the sidewalk.

The three-story house has five bedrooms and two bathrooms, according to Diego Ardila, a junior at Hopkins. Ardila said he lived in the house during the summer and was a roommate of two of the people that currently live there.

Ardila, 19, said one of the roommates owned a samurai sword and generally kept it in his room. Ardila described the student as somewhat outgoing, although they did not speak frequently.

"He kept the sword on top of his cabinet," Ardila said.

Five people lived at the house during the summer, according to Ardila, who now lives a few blocks away.

"You don't expect to hear that someone you know killed a guy with a samurai sword. From what little I know of him, he wasn't some guy going out to kill," Ardila said.
Waiting for sword-control outcry in 3...2...

Found via Gizmodo on the Baltimore Sun.

Pardon me, mister...

bTranny convention is across the street, Mr. Tequila.
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The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 1

The Niners won and the Raiders lost, meaning a beautiful Week 1 was had by all.

For this, I think I'll have Shaun Hill and Isaac Bruce split a Chicken Dinner, while Michael Crabtree's stock plummets, netting him Goat.

Breakfast Granola for 9/15/9

My, what a long tie you're wearing. For safety reasons, ties are not allowed in The Mine. Sorry.

The presumably Dutch and tie-wearing Ann Van Else was found on Funtasticus.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Sorry, Andre Smith, you're a Bengal now

Tuck those tits in, sweetie
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Did anyone see the MTV awards? Part 2

SMUG LITTLE ASSHOLE
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Librarianism

According to Boing Boing, Philadelphia's public library is shutting down. Unfortunate, but if libraries were more like this one...

I don't think they'd have to worry about patronage. I know I'd be looking up things all the time.

Denise Milani's visit to the Huntington Library was found via Hollywood Tuna on Heyman Hustle.

Breakfast Granola for 9/14/9

Thanks, NFL. It's been a long time, I shouldn't have have left you. Week 1 is 2 games away from completion, and it's already kicked off (mostly) right.

1) Beer -- like slapping -- is fashionable again. Week 1's brew of choice: Sam Adams' Oktoberfest.

2) The World Champion Steelers defeated the Titans (narrowly), which was expected and disliked.

2) Unexpectedly, the 49ers overcame the NFC Champion Cardinals, and that's all right.

3) Jay Cutler is the second coming of Rex Grossman; Lovie Smith needs to lash Cutler to the "Conan the Barbarian" grindstone.

4) Tonight's predictions:
BUF = 10 // NE (+11) = 24
SD (+9.5) = 35 // OAK = 14

Go Chargers!