Breakfast Granola for 9/14/9

Thanks, NFL. It's been a long time, I shouldn't have have left you. Week 1 is 2 games away from completion, and it's already kicked off (mostly) right.

1) Beer -- like slapping -- is fashionable again. Week 1's brew of choice: Sam Adams' Oktoberfest.

2) The World Champion Steelers defeated the Titans (narrowly), which was expected and disliked.

2) Unexpectedly, the 49ers overcame the NFC Champion Cardinals, and that's all right.

3) Jay Cutler is the second coming of Rex Grossman; Lovie Smith needs to lash Cutler to the "Conan the Barbarian" grindstone.

4) Tonight's predictions:
BUF = 10 // NE (+11) = 24
SD (+9.5) = 35 // OAK = 14

Go Chargers!