Speaking of distractions...

She goes by several aliases -- Sandy Reed, Veronica Black, and Michelle McCurry, for instance -- but Hollywood Tuna uses her most common monicker, Barbie Griffin.

Breakfast Granola for 3/5/10

This morning, I wondered why it seemed I was sleeping exceptionally well. Turns out that I'd overslept my alarm by 52 minutes.

Today's lesson: there's an explanation for EVERYTHING!

Speaking of orbital weapons...

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 3/4/10

It's an interesting piece on io9, "A Timeline of Science Fiction Inventions: Weapons, Warfare and Security." Perhaps I missed it or it just wasn't showcased by io9, but I'm disappointed by the absence of orbital weapons...

C'mon now, where's the bounce laser ABM system from Spies Like Us, the SOL from Akira and the SOLG from Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War (pictured)?

On your marks

You may have seen her before, cosplaying as Pikachu. Wonder no more who she is; it's apparently Jessica Nigri, shown here in a bikini instead.

She's done a few others costumes, too, according to the gallery. Her Dark Magician Girl and Yoko Littner are passable, but then she's not thin enough to be Emma Frost, and she's not nearly busty enough to be Tsunade. I think the best in her repertoire that I've seen -- her physique and face are just right -- is Rikku.

She's no Gina Gatto, but she'll do on a weird Wednesday.

Found on Caveman Circus.

Caption Contest!

"I am dead-fuckin'-serious, bro. MY PANCAKES!"

Found on Funtasticus.

Speaking of breasts...

Ah, breasts. Arguably my favorite subject. I actually knew a fair portion of the facts presented on this image. Good stuff, because knowing is half the battle.

Found on Funtasticus...plus a dataimage regarding feces, if that interests you, and many other topics.

Breakfast Granola for 3/3/10

On a very gloomy Wednesday, Denise Milani saves us with a workout. You can safely mute it (the soundtrack is...subpar), but the visuals are critical, especially the beginning stretch. Denise is VERY flexible...



Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Pre-FAIL senses tingling!

CAUTION: FAIL IS IMMINENT!

Producer Jon Landau, who worked with James Cameron on Avatar, spilled new details about the duo's next franchise, based on scifi manga Battle Angel Alita. The movie will focus on the robot warrior Alita's early life among cyborg roller-gladiators.

Sorry, but I don't remember Gunm starting that way; I remember Dr. Ido finding her torso in The Junkyard under Tiphares. Then -- after some other, intervening cybernetic bodies -- she became a motorballer.

But then I've actually read some of the manga and seen some of the anime. For the love of Raptorjeebus, Landau and Cameron, why so FAILish?

Found with palpable sorrow on io9.

On a related note...

...Denise Milani looks good from a similar angle.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 3/2/10

According to F-listed, "Myspace, Twitter Just Can't Handle Coco Austin's Assets":

After the haters over at MySpace decided to take down an a$$centric photo posted by Ice-T’s main squeeze CoCo Austin, Twitter followed suit. Are you guys serious?!? Check out the photo that got CoCo’s Twitter account suspended after the jump.

Unfortunately, F-listed fails to deliver said ass shot. Fortunately, Spike Spiegel is your man with the contraband, as illustrated by said ass shot.

Thank me, thank me.

Speaking of sporty models...

Behold Marisa Miller, who appears with four more scantily-clad models in this month's GQ UK.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 3/1/10

Ah, autumn colors...it's as if you were never really here...

off seasons from Drift Alliance on Vimeo.

Found on Jalopnik.