Dirty girl

Here's someone to take fingerpainting with you.

Previously unknown Vanessa Perroncel was found on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 7/23/10

I do believe this volleyballer needs to take it up a notch, and start playing the beach version. She's obviously qualified.

Found with some other pics that aren't nearly as cool on Funtasticus.

Boats 'n Hoes

Breakfast Granola for 7/22/10

Comic Con starts today in lovely San Diego, and I'm unfortunately nowhere near it. Movies and TV shows do sneak previews and related junkets, and their stars do panels and sign autographs. Out on the main floor, comic, cartoon, anime, and toy companies will have their promo booths going, usually with free and sometimes interesting schwag to collect and merchandise to purchase.

Plus, there's the fanatic fandom, sometimes in costume. Often attempted, but not often accomplished: Powergirl.

Found with more Comic Con cleavage on Coed.

Relax!

Beer -- especially Red Stripe -- is another man-drink. Ex-FMD Apache Chief delivers this ore...



"It's beer. Hooray beer!"

Nuvo WHAT!?

Behold, a vodka to get shot over: Nuvo Vodka.

In San Antonio, a man who was mocked for his choice of Nuvo -- in particular that the shape of its cap is similar to many lipsticks, and was therefore made for women or homosexual men -- shot another man at a party.

FMD al-Jeff, on the other hand, found the bottle to be so attractive and well-designed that he insisted on purchasing one. A review (or fatwa on its halal-ness) may be forthcoming.

At any rate, pass me my Scotch.

Breakfast Granola for 7/21/10

Come back, summer! We barely knew ye!

OM NOM Kim Kardashian's behind was found with some other celebs on F-listed.

Today in automotive trivia

Toshiro Mifune owned a 1952 MG-TD; it was his favorite car.

Found on Mifune Productions.

You might not suspect...

...that this is live-action Scooby Doo's Velma Dinkley. But with the hair and glasses and sweater, that's who Redwood City native Linda Cardellini becomes.

And becoming she is.

Found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 7/20/10

It's going to be a probably-strange and probably-hectic Tuesday. Here's some Nadine Velasquez for that.

Found on Use My Computer.

Derp derp!

"Hi, this is the under-talented idiot, back for another OUTSTANDING season. To be scammed with shitty radio reports, press 1 now. For daily penny stock tips, press 2 now..."

The most important things about tennis...

...are the short skirts and long legs. Anna Kournikova -- though wanting in talent -- has plenty of those essentials.

Big-ups to FMD al-Jeff for bringing this ore to our attention via Deadspin.

It's been a long time...

...I shouldn't have left you.

Kelly Brook was found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 7/19/10

Looks like Adrianne Curry is going to be Aeon Flux for Comic Con. Otherwise, it'll be Slave Leia, and she'll kick Jar Jar Binks in the chest.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.