Overlooked? No, familiar!

I knew I'd seen her somewhere, and sure enough, Holy Taco points out that Paula Garces (or Garcés, to be perfectly accented) was "Maria" the elevator babe in "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle."

Trapped in an elevator? With her, it can't possibly be so bad.

Found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 1/21/11

Whipped cream for breakfast? Naughty naughty, Jordan Carver!

From the Ore Archives.

Pedocat?

Or maybe it's Pedobear in disguise.

Or then again, it's probably just Jeff.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 1/20/11

Today's another early Thursday because someone is too incompetent to figure out Skype by themselves, but I digress...

Ever hear the phrase "asscrack of dawn?" I know I've woken up to it, experienced it, yet never seen it.

Figuring the intergoogles -- the Grand Oracle of the Universe -- knows all, I thought I'd ask, so behold Result #1, from "The Superficial": Kim Kardashian's ass crack will end you.

Much better.

Which one is which?

The numbers 6, 11, and 12 all have the potential to be quarterbacks. So, who is the starter, and who is third string? From there, the backup is all that's left.

Found on Funtasticus.

Snow will kill you

And here's the proof, from Jalopnik:

Breakfast Granola for 1/19/11

This is Andrea Calle; think of her as a pretty Vida Guerra.

Found on Hit Hip Hop.

I'm with the guy in the tie

Ex-FMD Apache Chief said it best: "Young white bitches are why today's music is shitty."

Case in point: Justin Bieber and his cadre of followers, as shown.

Found, unfortunately, on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 1/18/11

From Uncrate:

Anyone can drink and enjoy booze, but if you really want to know about a certain type of liquor, you're gonna need to try more than what you'll find at the local state store. Consider 101 Whiskies to Try Before You Die ($14) your paperback teacher on the subject of whiskey, offering not a list of the "best" whiskies, but instead a list that will help you develop your palette and appreciate the subtle nuances of the drink, with tasting notes, process explanations, and histories to help you along. Just don't try them all at once, lest you die way earlier than planned.

Non-parkour WIN

At least when it's chick v. chick flip-flop-n-fly, it's WIN. But be warned: there's also guy v. guy, which you can safely skip.

Parkour FAIL

Breakfast Granola for 1/17/11

Nope, it seems The Overlords never heard of him, so no "you people" holiday in The Mine.