Breakfast Granola for 1/20/11

Today's another early Thursday because someone is too incompetent to figure out Skype by themselves, but I digress...

Ever hear the phrase "asscrack of dawn?" I know I've woken up to it, experienced it, yet never seen it.

Figuring the intergoogles -- the Grand Oracle of the Universe -- knows all, I thought I'd ask, so behold Result #1, from "The Superficial": Kim Kardashian's ass crack will end you.

Much better.