Monday, July 18, 2011

Breakfast Granola for 7/18/11

Friday, June 24, 2011

Breakfast Granola for 6/24/11

And just like that, with 24 days remaining, I've been discharged ahead of schedule. While this isn't my FINAL final day, it IS the last official one in Granola Mine custody. Just like the square in Monopoly, anything else you may see is "Just Visiting."

I'd like to thank my Fellow Mining Drones for sharing this time with me. Without you, the insanity would have been of an unbearable brand; yours was much enjoyed. (To the malefactor FMDs, I wish you no harm, but neither do I wish you success or not-failing. Leave, and do try to get well.)

I'd like to thank any of the readers who may have stumbled upon this exercise in creative mental shopkeeping. It's been just for us kids in The Mine, but if you've followed along, I hope you've enjoyed the strange ride. The inside of the machine is oily, but we're all getting out, where you are, to the shiny exterior.

I'll leave the lights on and the key at my desk. I'll be outside.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Design excellence

epic fail photos - Push the Button For FAILI swear, this is something that could've been developed here in The Mine, your "SOURCE" for all things FAIL.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/23/11

Let's try a Playboy Playmate today; Jessa Hinton with 25 to go.

Found on F-listed.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Suffer the little children…

Piñata Party FAIL …one Wiffle bat blow at a time.

"Piñata Party FAIL" from Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/22/11

26 to go, so here's something actually important and useful: how to save a life, starring Dr. Ken Jeong.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Blue Falcon

Shane Van Gisbergen won at Hidden Valley in the V8 Supercars Series, and drifted for a victory lap.

But what I really want to know is when the Ford Falcon returns to America because I would purchase one of those.

Found on Jalopnik.

Breakfast Granola for 6/21/11

Sammy Braddy was known to me, but until now (27 remaining), I hadn't seen a SFW picture of her. OM NOM yellow panties and long legs!

Also of interest: she's improved her chest. See that here (also SFW).

Found on F-listed.

Monday, June 20, 2011


No more OCD Kid? Him gone to the hills to bend for the overlords, and for what it's worth, may they have mercy on his rectum. Meanwhile, for us, there's this:

Breakfast Granola for 6/20/11

With 28 to go, we're now inside that last swirling vortex of one month. British-bred Kelly Brook will nourish us into these last days.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Thursday, June 16, 2011


"A spoonerism is an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched."

Example: Tig Ol' Bitties.

Breakfast Granola for 6/16/11

With 32 to go, we gotta brighten the day up with something. How about our beautifully wayward friend, Medianoche?

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

And now, for something that doesn't lie

Lucy Mecklenburgh, gents. Because that body is the truth!

Found via Funtasticus on GCeleb

Breakfast Granola 6/15/11

I wonder how Rob Katz would hold up to these tests.

33 remain.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Fear the Incursion

Now that it has arrived in lafayette, it's gettin' real up in here:

I never did like you

That's right, NEVER.

I shudder to visit Mr. Wu and his heathen celestials, but — by God! — I will profane your remains, and may Gabriel's trumpet summon you from a pig's asshole if I catch so much as a whiff of your cunt in this camp again, you lying cocksucker.


Breakfast Granola for 6/14/11

34 to go, and I have to think ahead; "Maybe I'd like to draw cars for my next job?" From Uncrate:
Whether you have plans on one day becoming a car designer or would simply like to improve your car sketching skills for your own enjoyment, the I Draw Cars Sketchbook & Reference Guide ($25 and up) is here to help. Created by two designers from the Detroit area, this unique book will include tons of templates, reference information, and, yes, even blank pages, all of which are there to help you hone your automotive sketching skills to near perfection.