Breakfast Granola for 04/13/2011

Why get over the hump(s) in Humpday? Don't fight the feeling.

From Coco's Twitter.

Booty Appreciation Day

Seems I was onto something without realizing it; Coco Austin has declared today "Booty Appreciation Day."

From her Twitter.

Sexy no jutsu!

Coco Austin practicing her ninjutsu, found on her twitter.

Call me a brassiere...

...because I support breasts.

Our buddy Coco Austin also enjoys breasts enough to host another edition of "Titty Tuesday" on her Twitter.

Best. Thermometer. EVAR!

Coco Austin is in NYC, where the weather is obviously cold.

Found on her Twitter.

It must be Thursday if...

...Coco is showing off a thong.

Found on Coco's Twitter.

Portrait of the artist as a thong

According to Coco Austin, Twitter eliminated this image within 5 minutes. I'm certain it scorched a hot track until the bitter end.

Now found on her blog.

Have a BIG ASS New Year!

There are two things I want to see going away: Coco Austin and 2010.

And Coco is the only one allowed back. See you in 2011!

Breakfast Granola for 11/17/10

Nicole "Coco" Austin -- aka: Ms. Ice T -- with these words of encouragement:

Here's a little eye candy to get ya through your work day. Hope it helps!

More than you know, my dear.

Found on her Twitter.

Who loves champagne?

Well, Coco does, obviously. And remember, no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the Champagne Room. NONE!

Random quatloos to anyone who can identify that brand.

Found on Coco's twitter.

Front to back

Coco Austin has a line of clothes coming soon called "Licious."

Well played, Ms. T. Well played indeed.

Found on her Twitter here and here.

Hourglass

The very curvy Coco Austin on a new couch, found on her Twitter.

Breakfast Granola for 10/5/10

Why yes, yes I am photographing Coco Austin's derriere, Ice T. And I'd do it again.

Found on F-listed.

Post-lunch dessert

After some tasty pandine from Tomatina, I need something sweet to round off my meal. Feast complete.

Found on Coco's Twitter.

We leave you this Thursday...

...out back with Coco Austin (left) and her sister.

Found on Coco's twitter.

Y HLO THAR Officebabe Coco

Found on Coco's twitter.

Cosign

DIZAMN!

My outfit from last night at Taj.I think if my shoes could talk,they would say that their little sexy bitches

Found on Coco's Twitter.

Congratulations, Tracy Marrow!

That's an interesting simultaneous display of strength and flexibility.

Found via Coco's Twitter on her Twitpics. Damn.

Breakfast Granola for 7/29/10

Today, we'll be getting up at the asscrack of dawn, literally, thanks to our buddy Coco Austin.

Found on Coco's Twitter.

Breakfast Granola for 7/13/10

Never to be outdone by Kim Kardashian's ass, Coco Austin's ass wants you to know it was also present for the start of the Bullrun, and not just smushed against an Aston-Martin in Ohio.

Found on F-listed.