Let's pretend it's Friday!

Because it is...

Breakfast Granola for 12/18/9

Can you spot all the FAIL in this video? Be sure to watch the whole thing...



Basically, this video's FAIL revolves around its depiction of Canadian football; i.e.: NOT football. All other FAIL is in direct correlation to this.

Found on Failblog.

And now for something completely...

...the same.

Nikki Sanderson and her fantastic ass were found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 12/17/9

I have no idea who Paola Corvea is, but that doesn't matter on a day like this. It's Thursday, time for the news...

She's apparently from Miami, but found on Holy Taco.

Confucious Says:

"He who goes to bed with an itchy ass...

wakes up with a smelly finger"

SITTING PROS: More relaxing, very little chance of poo ending up on the floor

SITTING CONS: Small risk of accidentally misjudging and sticking your hand in the water, harder to cover all surface area.

Gladiator 2: Men In Tights

Don't sweat the technique

Newfound ore in Shay Maria, brutally assaulting tasty candy. Poor tasty candy...

Located on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 12/16/9

Skiing: high potential for death and dismemberment!

Plus, it's cold. EPIC FAIL!

Found with other WTF on Funtasticus.

I saw what you did there

El Jefe's +1 Xmas Date

Hmm, perverse, yet ...

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The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 14

The Niners won and the Raiders lost. Week 14 was not unexpected.

This week's Chicken Dinner goes to the Niners defense for forcing 7 turnovers enroute to victory over the Cards. This week's Goat goes to the Cowboys for crumbling so haphazardly, even if it was to the potent Chargers.

Breakfast Granola for 12/15/9

Uncaptioned by the 'tards at Holy Taco, but there's no mistaking Jillian Beyor.

Star Wars Monday

In case the Lyrics below make sense did not...

All Day I Dream About Starwars

Yoda, why you being a playa hata

You know I still must confront lord vader.

But luke, not ready are you!

But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin my crew,

A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do

So now vader, im comin' for you!

Better late than never

Denise Milani and her (belated?) tribute to National Breast Cancer Awareness Month: a pink ensemble with NBCAM ribbons. Save the boobies, FEEL YOUR BOOBIES!

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 12/14/9

MUST. HAVE. BOTTLE. OF!

Meant to be savored and sipped at room temperature, Samuel Adams Utopias ($150) is only for the most daring of beer connoisseurs. The 2009 batch is the strongest yet, with a staggering 27% alcohol by volume rating (a standard beer is about 5%). The rich, dark, uncarbonated (and world's strongest) beer is brewed in small batches, blended, and aged in the Barrel Room at the Samuel Adams Boston Brewery, where you'll find only 53 barrels of the stuff. The limited-edition 2009 batch of Utopias is bottled in numbered, ceramic brew kettle-shaped decanters.

Found on Uncrate.