Classic WANT

Sophia Loren coveting the massiveness of Jayne Mansfield. But then who doesn't?

Found with more staring at boobs on Coed.

Y hlo thar!

OM NOM Kelly Brook as Princess Leia found on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 7/9/10

Stay classy, Oakland.

Found on Chron.

Someone needs a hug

Photosloop by me, Sad Panda found somewhere on the intergoogles.

I'd watch Twilight if...

...it were like this:



Found on Hawtness.

White and nerdy

After an unfortunate absence, my favorite Canadian -- Bianca Beauchamp -- is back. I don't remember her in glasses, so I don't know if those are for function or fashion, but I like them.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 7/8/10

Seatbelt fetish? Heretofore unknown, but not surprising; the intergoogles are a VAST series of tubes, after all.

Found on Jalopnik; untitled, but there's no mistaking Polish pinup/popstar Ewa Sonnet.

Black and white and red all over

Well, not exactly, but it's still Jordan Carver.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Asymmetry

FMD Crankmonkey further supplies us with Sophie Turner, also from Don Chavez.

Breakfast Granola for 7/7/10

Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: Diet is a major contributor to your calm. Are you getting enough Francoise Boufhal? Be honest. There's always room for Francoise. You are a competitive eater of calm.

Our squishy British friend was found by FMD Crankmonkey on Don Chavez.

JaWalrus Russell: FAIL Artist

Once upon a time, JaMarcus Russell was a quarterback of some renown and promise. Unfortunately, sloth and gluttony caught up to him, and his star faded considerably. Now there's some drugs into the mix...

Former Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell was arrested at his home in Mobile, Ala., on Monday afternoon and charged with possession of codeine syrup - a controlled substance.

Mobile County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Lori Myles told the Mobile Press-Register that Russell was arrested during an undercover investigation. Police did not find a prescription for the codeine during their search. Although other people were on the property, Russell was the only one arrested.

He was booked into Mobile Metro Jail at 4:22 p.m. and released minutes later after making $2,500 bail. Russell is scheduled to appear in court July 20.

The Raiders released Russell, 24, in May after the No. 1 overall draft pick in 2007 posted a record of 7-18 as a starting quarterback. The quarterback's weight issues were well documented, teammates openly questioned his work ethic, and there were also constant whispers of Russell's use of codeine syrup.

Codeine syrup is sometimes used in a recreational drink known as "purple drank," "lean" or "sizzurp" as a means of enhancing the effects of alcohol. A popular drink in the South, it is a mix of prescription-strength cough syrup that contains the narcotic codeine and the antihistamine promethazine, with alcohol or 7-Up and Jolly Ranchers candy.

The Raiders had no comment, and neither Russell nor his agents could be reached for comment. Several former Oakland teammates had no comment, but one said, "It's not a big surprise; everyone knew he liked to party and chill."

Houston rapper Al D explained the effects of using codeine syrup in a recreational drink to the Houston Chronicle in 2007, saying, "When I was drinking 'drank,' I wasn't thinking about what it could be doing to my health. I'm 180 pounds, and when I was on drank, I was 240. It got so much sugar in it that it blows you up, and it makes you eat a lot, and then you got the soda."

The Raiders paid Russell more than $39 million during his three years with the team. They are seeking a return of $9.55 million on the basis that the money was paid as an advance against future years of his contract.

The Raiders cut Russell after trading for Washington quarterback Jason Campbell, but his release came only after they risked losing another big chunk of change by having Russell attend a minicamp. If he had gotten hurt, he would have collected an additional $6.45 million.

Oakland cut him the following week, saving that $6.45 million, but is still on the hook for $3 million guaranteed for this season.

Russell completed 52.1 percent of his passes (354 of 680) with the Raiders for 4,083 yards, with 18 touchdowns and 23 interceptions in 31 games. He lost 15 of his 25 fumbles, was sacked 70 times and had a passer rating of 65.2.

The Jets were said to have a slim interest in signing him last week, but told the New York Daily News on Monday that they will pass.

Found on the Chron.

Wanted: Zombies

Yes, want. Don't know about these zombies? look here.

Hygiene FAIL

This impatient public urinator might be related to that impatient public defecator. You be the judge.

Breakfast Granola for 7/6/10

Happy post-Independence Day! Now, back on your heads.

Unidentified on Hawtness, but I do believe that is Tori Black.