Concentrate

Target identifiers are up and running, and I was able to sift out the identity of a video model; she should be the thumbnail still for this version of "Concentrate" by Xzibit.

With the help of Heavy, I've popped her as Stephania Bella, Italian-Cuban and very lovely. Intergoogle searching turned up her Model Mayhem page -- and that she's 5'3" tall with 39" hips -- plus the much better image you see here.

Breakfast Granola for 10/1/10

We kick off October -- National Breast Cancer Awareness Month -- with an exemplar example.

Kim Kardashian isn't the only one who can molest swirly ice cream. Behold Jordan Carver, who not only has mouth to cone, but is also filling out her dirndl more fully.

Hold the line, brave dirndl! NBCAM is counting on you!

Ore extracted by FMD Crankmonkey on Boobie Blog (NSFW).

Rewind to this morning

It was a bit like this...

Softserve

After a hard and crunchy breakfast, let's take it down a notch with a midmorning snack of something sweet and pink: Laura Zielinski.

Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 9/30/10

Here's a bundle of awesome to start the day. First, this is a Porsche GT3 (Jalopnik claims it's someone's 911, but Ringtaxi runs a 997), so if you can get over the poor sound, its engine is awesome to hear. Second, it's being driven by Sabine Schmitz, pretty German pilot for Ringtaxi (and why I think it might be a 997). Third and last, she's driving on Nürburgring Nordschleife, and manages a hairy fishtail into just some flatspots on the tires at the Pflantzgarten section, which has elevation changes that probably contributed to the control problems. Wait for it: 8:30...

We leave you this Humpday with...

...Natalin Avci, of Turkish descent and able to speak three languages. That's a talented tongue.

Ore located while wandering the intergoogles.

Katy Perry is brought to you by...

some punctuation: ( . )( . )

Tattoo FAIL

From F-listed, we may have found Jeff's dreamgirl, and she's a screamer...



What's awesome is how the tattooist barely touches her and she starts screaming. Rednecks, you so crazy!

Seconded

Damn hipsters.

Breakfast Granola for 9/29/10

Annalee Newitz of io9 asks "Why do we keep falling in love with cyborgs?" and uses the attached image of Deunan Knute in the arms of Briareos Hecatonchires (both of Appleseed) to illustrate.

A: Briareos wasn't always cybernetic, and Deunan not only knew him when he was still fully human, but those feelings are really strong.

Way to do your homework, honey. You fail at sci-fi.

Halfmast

Anyone remember the TV show "Salute Your Shorts?" Me neither. Picture definitely related.

Found on Funtasticus.

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 3

The Niners lost and the Raiders won. Week 3 was even worse than it sounds.

Chicken Dinner is stolen by the refs of the Jets/Dolphins game for terribly inconsistent and missed calls. Goat goes to former Niners' Offensive Coordinator Jimmy Raye, fired for the uncoordinated scoring of but 38 points on the season (second worst behind the Carolina Panthers).

Breakfast Granola for 9/28/10

What is the best thing in life? No, AFTER crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of the women.

Showing up to a Salzburg Euro-vintage race in a muscle car. THAT'S. WHAT!

Found on Jalopnik.

Nude Megan Fox?

Or is she...

Jessica Simpson Nude!

Shameless plug, thanks to the mormons for these imaginary dirty flashes!

Death by Segway

James Heselden, owner of Segway, died while riding one.

The body of James Heselden, 62, was pulled from the River Wharfe in northern England on Sunday, police said.

A Segway-type vehicle was recovered from the river, police said.

The incident is not thought to be suspicious and the coroner has been informed, police added.

The company confirmed "with great sadness" that he had died "in a tragic accident near his home."

Um, oops?

I don't like where this is going

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Breakfast Granola for 9/27/10

This early Monday win is brought to you by Leiji Matsumoto, Daft Punk, and io9: