Ooh, shiny!

Ancilla Tilia -- a Dutch model, it seems -- was found on F-listed.

What's your favorite movie car?

Jalopnik specifically asked "What's your favorite movie car?" but I'll expand it to television and comics as well. My tops in semiparticular order are:

1. Bullitt: 1968 Ford Mustang GT390
   
2. Mad Max: 1974 Ford Falcon XB Interceptor
   
3. Gun Smith Cats: 1967 Shelby GT500
   
4. The Middleman: 1970 Ford Fairlaine
   
5. Riding Bean: The Buff
   
6. Blues Brothers: 1974 Dodge Monaco
   
7. A-Team: GMC Vandura
   
8. Knight Rider: 1982 Pontiac Firebird
   
9. Starsky & Hutch: 1974 Ford Torino
   
10. Dukes of Hazzard: 1969 Dodge Charger
    
11. Smokey & the Bandit: 1977 Pontiac Trans Am

A stranger on a strange day

To counteract this June Gloom in July, I give you Maria Fernanda Malo. "Malo" is bad in Español, right?

Found via today's Use My Computer on On 205th.

Dogs are food, too!

Breakfast Granola for 7/24/9

FMD Crankmonkey delivered two rich nuggets of Jessica Jane Clement late yesterday, so they're at the top of today's processing pile.

Exemplar image is from Hail Mary Jane, and there's more at Popholic.

BEST. SHIRT. EVAR!

The original, official P.D. O'Bear "Touch" t-shirt, plus a host of other apparel and accoutrements, available at P.D. O'Bear's House of Touch.

Ft. Myers Beach FAIL = Lawsuit WIN?

Also from FMD Whitey-D, also from Fox Boston:

FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - The town manager of Fort Myers Beach, Fla., is out of a job after the mayor and council members found out he was married to a porn star.

The Fort Myers Beach town council voted 5-0 to fire Scott Janke "without cause."

Mayor Larry Kiker says he learned that Janke's wife is an adult film star, and the elected officials took the action a few hours later.

Kiker says the vote wasn't a "judgment call" on the activities of Janke, who he says has done a good job, or his wife. It was, says the mayor, a matter of "how effective he becomes" and how much "disruption" there is.

Adult Industry News recently reported that Janke's wife, Anabela Mota Janke, goes by the stage name Jazella Moore.

Janke says "our heads are held high" and that he and his wife "have nothing to be embarrassed about."

I don't think holding it high was what you were doing with your head, honey...

Nonetheless, FMB just opened itself to a lawsuit; unless there's criminal extracurricular activity, I don't see that the town has a leg to stand on.

DO. NOT. WANT!

This strange ore was unearthed by FMD Whitey-D, from Fox Boston:

MANCHESTER, N.H. - A woman was arrested in Manchester after flashing a police officer early Friday morning, police said.

An undercover officer on patrol suspected the woman of engaging in prostitution near the area of Hanover Street and Beech Street.

The officer approached her and said the woman, identified as Lisa Bilodeau, of Manchester, made small talk and then exposed herself.

The officer identified himself and arrested Bilodeau.

Police said she fought back during the arrest.

Bilodeau was charged with lewdness and resisting arrest.

Ick, I wouldn't want something that looks like Tony Siragusa flashing me either. Tuck those tits back in, sweetie!

I miss Comicon

This replica Cutey Honey was found with other cosplayers on Coed.

Sarah Jessica Parker sex tape?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Idea jacked from Cracked, but mine's better.

Cthulhu fhtagn...mocha latte?

I might have to pick this up...

Nothing epitomizes the fun summer geek read more than Seamus Cooper's Mall of Cthulhu (Night Shade). A charming buddy team - lesbian FBI agent Laura and loser barista Ted - fight monsters and white supremacists in a Providence mall.

Found on io9.

Breakfast Granola for 7/23/9

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Opportunity knocks for Jeff?

LoveHoney UK is holding a sex toy contest, whereby the winner wins £1,000. The winner’s design will be made into a reality and will retain rights to the design. Pretty sweet, right? Plus, who doesn’t want to be that 80-year-old at the bar reminiscing with that time their Coo-cumber Dildo won the sex toy contest?

Contest info here.

Found on F-listed.

Witness the terrible secret of Pedobear!

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Bullfighting FAIL

I don't think fighting is what the bull wanted to do to that day. Wait for it: 0:25.

Breakfast Granola for 7/22/9

On this cool, foggy, and competition Wednesday, witness what a diet rich in pie will do to a human body. Poor fat Asian girl...

Olivia Munn needs to do more photoshoots like this for her blog.

I cannot tell a lie...

ESPN sportsbabe Erin Andrews is indeed splendid and beautiful, naked or not.

Found in a quick and dirty image raid of the intergoogles, though you may read of her woe on Deadspin.

Cost-effectiveness

Found on Jalopnik. Wait for it: 2:00...



Meh, tis interesting and all, though I'm not sure what the point was. The Nissan GT-R is some impressive engineering; even more so is the Bugatti Veyron (it's 1000 HP, after all, while the Nissan is 480). The problem, of course, is the tremendous leap in price...

Nissan GT-R: upwards of $80,000
Bugatti Veyron: upwards of $1.5 million

By contrast, a Ford Mustang can easily be had for $30,000 and retains roughly 50 to 80 percent of the performance of the GT-R, and 10 to 33 percent of the performance of the Veyron for 38% and 2% of the cost, respectively.

This, of course, depends on standards for comparison, of which I've left out one: fuel mileage.

Bugatti Veyron: 8 MPG city/13 MPG highway
Nissan GT-R: 16 MPG city /21 MPG highway
2007 Ford Mustang: 14 MPG city/ 20 MPG highway

I personally dispute the last figure; I have trouble getting it below 17 with hard, naughty driving, and I've achieved over 26 with 75 MPH cruise control.

Anyway, I suppose my point is that performance of particular pedigrees start to have prices beyond their gains. Doubtless, I'm definitely impressed by the achievements, but for a poor ol' Miner, I think I've more than gotten my money's worth with a little Detroit Iron.

Classic steel

From Uncrate:

Take a trip back to 1891 with the Victorinox Swiss Army 125th Anniversary Heritage Knife ($495). Limited to just 1884 individually numbered units, the Heritage is a replica of the 1891 "Soldier's Knife" made by Karl Elsener for the Swiss Army. It features a large blade, punch, can opener, screwdriver, ebony hardwood handles, a certificate of authenticity, and will arrive in collectible commemorative packaging.

If you're not a collector but want the same array of tools, there's the Soldier. I have one; slim, simple, elegant and very durable with its Alox handles.

Alternatively, there's also the New Soldier with locking, one-hand-open blade, some extra tools, and what looks like green synthetic handles. Don't have one, but it appears more modern and apt for campers, hikers, and hunters.

I sense a disturbance in the...

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Free Pastry Day at Starbucks!

In case you haven't heard, you have under 3 hours from rightnow-ish to get a free pastry with THIS COUPON. Meanwhile, here's something else that's tasty and sweet...

The full-bodied Eva Wyrwal was found on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 7/21/9

A tied-up Eva Longoria from today's Use My Computer seems appropriate for this strange-looking Tuesday.

Double trouble

Thanks to the generosity of Coed, there were many pairs of pressed pairs to choose from. Several included Lucy Pinder, who smashes nicely against Michelle Marsh, Chanelle Hayes, and Sophie Howard, which you can witness for yourself.

However, I give you the coupling of Ines Cudna and Aria Giovanni instead. Two great tastes that taste great together, TWICE!

Speaking of little...

That's a lot of leg for something that's only about 5-4.

The very pinstriped Candice Cardinelle was found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 7/20/9

Every office has one, and if you don't know who it is, it's probably you.


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