Friday, June 19, 2009

The Twins Dilemma...or is it?

In short, why choose? They're synchronized swimmers, which means they can do it at the same time.

Sisterly love, as seen on Busted Coverage.

Aliases: two

You might find her on the intergoogles as "Cinthia Fernandez," and you might find her on the wikitubes as "Abbey Diaz."

I found her on Uncoached.

Because someone had to say it

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And now, for a real woman...

Let the cleansing of palates commence!

Today's trivia: Olivia Munn is going to be in Iron Man 2.

Olivia Munn announced her Playboy cover on her blog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/19/9

Military personnel have a tremendous tendency to be among the more polite people I know -- "sirs" and "ma'ams" are punctuation -- while, senators (and politicians in general) seem to have a tremendous tendency to be smug, conceited, entitled, elitist asshats.

Do I generalize much? NUMBER SIX!

So leave it to SENATOR Barbara Boxer to be Army Brigadier General Michael Walsh's hall monitor...



Wow. It's too bad she didn't work as hard at being a lady, she actually might be one. In the words of Eric Idle, "What a silly bunt."

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Whiskey on the rocks, literally

I need to take up whiskey again, just because this is such a sound and scientific idea.
More mellow than ice, our natural soapstone Whisky Stones™ will cool your next dram just enough to take the edge off without diluting its perfectly balanced flavors. Milled exclusively for Teroforma in Vermont by some of the oldest soapstone workshops in the US, simply chill the stones in the freezer, add 3 or so to your glass of spirits, let stand for 5 minutes and enjoy!
Mined by Crankmonkey from Uncrate.

In the red corner...

Bianca Beauchamp fights it out with a corset. Who wins? Us, naturally.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 6/18/9

No matter how you started your day, at least your commute wasn't like this:



That's 300 feet, folks. One football field. Try doing that in your bucket Skylark.

Found on Jalopnik.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Stack of Stuff (for Mac)

Lifehacker is always good for useful apps, and they've collected a bunch into one spot: Lifehacker Pack 2009: Our List of Essential Free Mac Downloads.

"What about Windows?" you might be asking. Well, what about 'em?

And kick Bill Gates for me when you see him.

Speaking of Redd Foxx...

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Breakfast Granola for 6/17/9

This day's words of wisdom come from the great prophet Confusius: "Jelena Jensen who date detective named Richard must kiss Dick."

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Catch & Release

"Why, when we have something in the net already?" you may ask. So that you can do it some more, of course.

Jillian Beyor was found on F-listed.

Reason #4080 why Facebook is EPIC FAIL

Considering that what can be witnessed on MyParentsJoinedFacebook.com is a quick crosscut, I now have conclusive proof that teh facebooks are indeed a wretched hive of scum and villainy...that parents and other "old folk" can wander through and misunderstand like real life.

Thanks for nothing, Al Gore and your damnable internets!

The image, representative of this tragic travesty, was found with the tragic travesty on F-listed.

Throwing Jeff a bone

Don't say we never gave you anything.

Anna Kournikova was found via Hollywood Tuna on Popholic.

You know when you walk real slow...

...you've got a cameltoe.

Whose is it? Click, if you dare.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Speaking of the Baroness...

Gina Gatto = BEST. BARONESS. EVAR!

Found on a search of the intergoogles.

Breakfast Granola for 6/16/9

I'm more used to seeing Sienna Miller like this, with lighter hair. Thus, I'm still having a hard time accepting her as Baroness in the G.I. Joe movie...that I'm unlikely to see.

Still, she's pretty and it's Tuesday, so drink up. We're going to need it.

Found among the day's top images on Use My Computer.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Grappling

Drunk college chicks groping each other in 3...2...

Oh, there you are.

Found via today's Use My Computer on Uncoached.

Today's best news so far

Kiss a live-action look at spectacularly dystopian future goodbye. The live action remake of manga classic Akira is dead. Sad: We so wanted to see The Capsules, or at least the jacket, in real life.
Sorry io9, but this is NOT sad news. All indications pointed to this project being a turd of EPIC FAIL.

For starters, the setting was going to be "Neo-New York" instead of "Neo-Tokyo" per the manga by Katsuhiro Otomo, which obviates a fair portion of the character and plot elements. Thus, by its now stillborn status, it becomes WIN.

If Hollyweird isn't willing to do it right, they shouldn't do it at all.

Found on io9.

As seen on today's roflrazzi.com

This LOL was handcrafted by yours truly; bask in my glory.

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Lots of commentary on the (de)merits of Tupac vs. Biggie vs. Flav, and rap vs. general music. I could get into my thoughts on that, but the real reason I made it was that I'm honestly surprised that he's not dead.

It's that kind of Monday

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Breakfast Granola for 6/15/9

Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: A little Monika Kis goes a long way to calm. Savor the flavor and you'll discover the fine in "fine dining." You are a Cordon Bleu chef of calm.

This huge-boobed, Serbian import was found on F-listed.