We leave you for the weekend with...

...Layla Kayleigh, formerly of G4. Very cute British accent, too.

Found on Holy Taco.

Symmetrical Docking

I call dibs on the one in black.

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 1/29/10

Here's something you NEVER want for breakfast: a knuckle sammich.

Found with 24 other reasons why you don't want to be punched in the face on Holy Taco.

We leave you this Thursday in...

...McHawaii. Seriously, that's not a typo, and I wish I'd thought of it first.

Found on F-listed.

Gotta love that Reef

Found while wandering the intergoogles on Flickr.

Finding LOST

This isn't anything you couldn't read about on LOSTpedia (where I got the image), but there's a visualization of pre-815 relationships that makes this aspect of LOST easier to digest. Still missing some names and connections for yet more connections, so I hope this is a work in progress or leads to more of such charts.

Found via io9 on Scordit.

Breakfast Granola for 1/28/10

So, the iPad is announced. Macevangelist though I may be, I'm not seeing the spark in an enlarged iPhone. Better, I think, would've been a shrunken MacBook with some iPhone capabilities. Same form factor by size and with touchscreen, same WiFi and/or 3G, but with stripped-down laptop capabilities, perhaps with a stripped-down Mac OS.

But what do I know, right? I'm no Steve Jobs.

What I do know is that Alena Savostikova is a Mac Chick that I located on Macenstein, and it looks like she has a MacBook of 2008-ish or so vintage. Now we're getting somewhere...

Oh, yeah...it's Humpday

Very brown thighs.

Found on Funtasticus.

Go. Quick. Now.

From Uncrate:

Thinking of starting your own racing team? The Porsche 911 GT3 R (€279,000; roughly $390,000) is a good start. Designed and built by the Porsche Motorsport Department at the company's Weissach Development Centre, this 911 race car is powered by a 4.0-litre six-cylinder 'boxer' engine delivering 480 hp, and features an ultra-lightweight chassis and body for a total weight of just over 2,600 lbs., height-adjustable MacPherson struts in the front and a height-adjustable multi-arm axle in the rear, LED rear light clusters, an anti-lock braking system, traction control, and an electronic throttle, all of which combine to make the GT3 R easier to handle and drive than past 911 racing models.

Breakfast Granola for 1/27/10

Anybody have any clue what the front of this shirt says? It ought to clear up a lot, but then I'm not all that hopeful...

Found with other WTF on Funtasticus.

The Only NFL Review You Need for the Conference Playoffs

The Saints and the Colts will be the participants in Super Bowl XLIV.

This week's Chicken Dinner goes to the Saints defense for holding the fort long enough for the offense to finally break through in OT. This week's Goat goes to the refs of the Vikings/Saints game; not even their bad officiating could hold the Saints back.

Breakfast Granola for 1/26/9

Don't be alarmed. You're supposed to be seeing lots of dots.

Iga Wyrwal was found on Hollywood Tuna.

We leave you this Monday with...

...Arianny Celeste, found on Holy Taco.

Ooh, shiny!

Today's semi-random thoughts:

1. Bret Favre needs to sit his old ass down somewhere before Charlie Murphy has to flip him out of his wheelchair and stomp his mouth.

2. IPA is not my favorite variety of beer.

3. Go Saints!

4. The typical female breast is made of awesome and win. Image related.

Found with a treasure trove of even more Denise Milani on Caveman Circus.

Breakfast Granola for 1/25/10

Ungh. Long, strange weekend. Here's some Gemma Atkinson to keep you busy for a little while.

Found on Holy Taco.