The Eighteenth Decree of Simmslam

It is not incest if the women are good-looking.

Few things in life are better than "family-loving" between hot lesbian sisters.

Weights & measures

Is it any coincidence that Katy Perry keeps being featured in animated form? Didn't think so either.

Found on Hawtness.

Breakfast Granola for 4/8/11

Kate Upton: made from awesome & win at multiple angles.

Happy Friday! Let's get it!

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

The British: bouncing their reality checks

Wow. Here's a work of nonfiction: not knowing where fictions starts and stops = FAIL!

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 4/7/11

This is Danica Thrall. She's British and appears in British magazines. That's all I know. The end.

Welcome to Thursday, by the way.

Found on Holy Taco.

Air freshener

This is Holly Pienaar, aka Roisin in The Rubberbandits' video for "I Wanna Fight Your Father."

Found by deliberate search of intergoogles.

Waste mismanagement

ATMOSPHERIC TOXICITY ALERT: Air quality over Herpderpia remains at an all-time low. Exercise caution while exiting The Mine.

Holding one's breath is strongly advised. Failure to do so may result in nausea and vomiting.

This ALERT remains in effect until the garbage scow undocks itself after a difficult three-hour shift.

Breakfast Granola for 4/6/11

Holy Taco says Jeff's dream has come true:

If you and two other buddies are thinking of starting a band, might we suggest you quickly snatch up the name “3 Achy Love Holes” before some sexual deviant wannabe rockstar thinks he came up with that all by himself while he’s plowing a Miley Cyrus inflatable sex doll.

Oh, and yeah, there is now such a thing as a Miley Cyrus sex doll.

Encore

This is the first thing you see on Kate Upton's website.

WIN.

Kate Upton: Allowed to do "The Dougie"

There are certain general limitations on who may "Dougie": you should be in junior high school, not-white, and your clothes can't fit you.

However, there's Kate Upton. She is 18, from Michigan, a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Rookie of the Year, and she's wearing a blouse. A very bouncy blouse.



For this, Kate Upton gets a "Dougie" pass.

Found via F-listed on The Big Lead.

Breakfast Granola for 4/5/11

Watch carefully, and wait for it: 0:30...



Found on Jalopnik.

A Day That Can Never Be

And stop singing through your nose!

Breakfast Granola for 4/4/11

Wondercon was good for something, according to io9; Thundercats are back: