Skateboards are teh dum

I think the coup de grace is that his board hits him in the head once he's down, as if it's sentient enough to have conspired against him the whole time. Who's dumb now!?

Breakfast Granola for 12/17/10

Jamie Eason, a very fit strategic ore that there isn't nearly enough of in The Mine, found on Hollywood Tuna.

Tumblr stumblr

I'll sometimes stumble around the twebs, and as Saint Nevub observes, Tumblr is notorious for the concept of losing oneself in the mix. Thus, he grants us this boon, H4, as a rabbit hole into rabbit holes.

Booty found on H4 here-ish. NSFW, but is full of awesome and win and cars.

Trololo: Another Take

Here for the holidays

And oh so right and very wrong for Jeff in so many ways!

Merry Xmas BITCHES!

FMD Foxxdance offers up this holiday tribute, and by holiday we mean CHRISTMAS! North Pole shake to THAT!

Women's volleyball is awesome because...

...of this.

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 12/16/10

In Soviet Russia, they get at least one thing right: mob beats drunk driver into paste! From Jalopnik:

Icelandic for piercing

While tripping through the Ore Archives, I found this image of Ásdis Rán. Despite hailing from Iceland and billing herself as "The Ice Queen," she is hot.

And I really like her eyes. That is all.

Breakfast Granola for 12/15/10

Christian Bale sings the Powerpuff Girls theme song, appearing at random on Google News:

YTD lives!

Ex-FMD YTD attended this past weekend's Elf Party, and was -- therefore -- way cooler than any of us. Behold this captured photoreconnaisance, and trust me, you'd thank me for hacking your eyes...

The legend continues...

How has Lovecraft reached YOU today?

Best. Advice. EVAR! From io9:

Breakfast Granola for 12/14/10

FMD Jack Naples brings us this Irish weirdness, and it's not even St. Paddy's...

Reason #4080 for why snow sucks

It'll destroy buildings and potentially kill you.



Ex-FMD Apache Chief says that the Metrodome was "a leaky, deathtrap, shithole" and that this was pretty much expected because it's in Minneapolis, which he also characterized as "a leaky, deathtrap, shithole."

Seen on "NFL on Fox" throughout the day; Youtube link found on io9.

Too fast, too stupid

FAIL for so many reasons, not the least of which are the insufficiency of the tethering and the dyno's roller geometry, both of which should have been based on the vehicle being AWD.

Breakfast Granola for 12/13/10

WANT from Uncrate:

Who said you had to be at home to enjoy the precision of a Shun blade? The Shun Higo Nokami Gentleman's Knife ($100) lets you bust out your culinary cutting skills wherever the need arises, with a locking foldout six-inch blade made from high-carbon stain-resistant VG-10 steel, a resin-infused PakkaWood handle with an inlaid silver and brass samurai family crest emblem, and an included black lacquer box with leather sheath. Good for cutting everything from steak to sushi.