Breakfast Granola for 3/28/9

Yes, the Mine is open for business on Saturday! Had an extra shift to cover so...here I am...echo echo echo...

First order of business: Birthday shoutout to Plunda Claus; aka Apache Chief, aka 2-da, aka Dr. H.G. Oveur.

Second order of business: a "skiff of snow" does not a 24 hour snowfall measurement make. Just thought folks should know that.

And lastly, I grant you this fly Pinay, Nina Roxanne.

Found on F-listed.

Happy Birth Day Apache Chief

20 Amateur Style Hot Girl Pictures
The image looked appropriate. So, enjoy the rest of the gallery.

A trifecta of FAIL

This FAIL x3 (which I will highlight shortly) is brought to you by CBS5.com.

An [El Cerrito police] officer stopped Michael Perkins, a 45-year-old Richmond resident, at about 9:15 a.m. on suspicion of driving a stolen car, Garman said.

The officer then discovered that Perkins had allegedly just stolen items from the Longs Drugs at 670 El Cerrito Plaza and, according to police, still had the stolen property with him.

Perkins was also allegedly in possession of crack cocaine at the time of the stop, [ECPD spokesperson Susan] Garman said.

The end.

More Volleyball Ass - AVP Crocs Tour Galley

The Ass-ential Girls of the AVP Crocs Beach Volleyball Tour
See more volleyball ass today!

Kinda Looks Like Out of Ghost in the Shell

Great Girl Manipulations by Digital Artist Michael O.
There's some other cool ones in the gallery.

Jenny McCarthy is a Freak in Bed; More Detail Needed

Jenny McCarthy’s ex-husband says she liked threesomes

Asher revealed his ex liked threesomes and once even invited three other “naughty sweet young girls” to join them for sex in a recent ConwayAndWhitman.com interview. [sic]

I always liked Jenny McCarthy. Now I like her even more. Definately one of the best playmates evar.

Breakfast Granola for 3/27/9

Found on Jalopnik: N2A Stinger Mates Retro Style To Modern Corvette Chassis.

My Ford leanings aside, I approve this message. As the owner of an S197 Mustang, I revel in that my car is a more accurate representation of musclecar styling than the 2010 Chevy Camaro...which is also heavily pilfered from GM's branch in Australia, Holden...who sent the Monaro here and called it the last version of the Pontiac GTO...which, while a good car on paper, not only didn't look like a GTO, but was also about as reliable as the last version of the Camaro (i.e.: not very). And I must say, the only vehicles the Corvette engines ever worked in was the Corvette and the Impala SS, which amuses me greatly, but I digress...

This N2A Stinger, however, is a beautiful re-creation of the split-window C2 Corvettes. My only objection is the SS scoop in the nose, but overall, that's a trifle.

Instead of wasting their time trying to out-do Ford with the lardy Camaro, The General probably would've been better served with this instead. But then again, they call a FWD V6 an Impala, so what do I know?

Movie Fail : I Can Tell The Three Stooges Is Going To Suck

Image via Wikipedia

Sean Penn, Jim Carrey and Benicio Del Toro are The Three Stooges!?

Sean Penn (?!) has agreed to play Larry in The Three Stooges, according to Variety, and Jim Carrey is negotiating for the part of Curly. Reportedly, Carrey is preparing to gain 40 pounds so he can play the role. And to play Moe? None other than Benicio Del Toro is being targeted by MGM and the Farrelly Brothers.

Honestly, the casting says it all. While I'm not opposed to any of them as actors, their union feels like an unholy trinity (not the good kind).

Related articles

• Sean Penn's Addition to Three Stooges Movie Does Not Make It Oscar Bait [Casting] (gawker.com)
• The 3 Stooges Casting: Pure Genius or True Insanity (manolith.com)
• How Did This Happen Exactly? (dlisted.com)

I don't watch Smallville but...

...for Serinda Swan I might just start.

This tasty replica of Zatanna Zatara was found on io9.

Mac: 25 Free Work Applications

The Designer Daily has made a pretty good list of some of the better free work apps for OSX.

25 free Mac Apps for freelancers | Design daily news

photo from Mac Chick of the Month / Macenstein.com

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That's a Big Burger, Too Bad Jeff's a Pussy

The Burger That Feeds a Family of Four

"five thirds of a pound" of beef, nacho cheese, chili, salsa, tortilla chips, lettuce, tomato and refried beans on an 8-inch sesame seed bun.

"The Fifth Third burger is not for the casual eater,"

Jeff could eat this. Jeff could eat 4 of these, if he wasn't such a pussy nowadays. Just be fat, live the dream.

Breakfast Granola for 3/26/9

Nutritious and delicious Jaime Hammer for a crazy Thursday, as seen on F-listed.

Poor Pedobear

Found by Crank Monkey on Little Paper Planes.

Fuck Blocked Calls - Screw Telemarketers

TrapCall - Unmask Blocked Calls

More cool free phone tech. If you are bugged with lots of blocked calls, this service can unblock any number for you. They use the 800 number exception that prevents blocked calls and forward you the info. Also for a fee, they have lots of other goodies, like blocking and voicemail transcripts.

Related articles by

• New service unmasks anonymous cell callers (news.cnet.com)
• Defeating Caller ID Blocking (schneier.com)
• TrapCall Reveals Who's Behind Blocked Calls [Annoyances] (lifehacker.com)

Go Straight to VoiceMail, Pass Go, Collect $200

Go Straight to VoiceMail with SlyDial

Some very cool free tech. If you ever need to call, but don't want to talk to the person, SlyDial can get you straight into voicemail.

1. Dial 267-SLYDIAL (267-759-3425) from any landline or mobile phone.
2. At the voice prompt, enter the U.S. mobile phone number of the person you want to slydial.
3. You will be directly connected to their voicemail. Leave them a voicemail, sit back and relax.

New Canon t1i Shoots HD Video

Canon EOS Rebel T1i First Hands On: 50D's Sensor, 1080p Vids, $899 (!!)

Canon has crammed the $1500 50D's sensor and 5D-Mark-II-like 1080p video capture into an $899 entry-level Rebel. We ran it through its paces for a few hours, and it's awesome.

Related articles

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Breakfast Granola for 3/25/9

Seriously...WTF? This has to be Dr. J drunkblogging a dream on an Ambien stupor.

Morning Granola...Greatest...Link...EVAR!

This one truly is for Dr. J. I know that fuckdumb can hear the impact of my Talon SS even now:

Live the dream: OM NOM NOM.

Damn Fool

Jimmy Carter's crazy slavery theory: He thinks the Civil War was un-Christian

Well, duh. War usually is, but Jimm-uh the Rabbitslayer thinks that waiting it out would've been just dandy...

He [writes]: "A legitimate question for historians is how soon the blight of slavery would have been terminated peacefully in America, as in Great Britain and other civilized societies."

Carter's comments are so stunning that at a recent discussion about the new book at the New-York Historical Society, both the book's co-editor, Joshua Wolf Shenk, and another "distinguished American" who contributed to the book, Cynthia Ozick, distanced themselves from them. Shenk said he disagreed, and Ozick mocked the idea of negotiating with slave masters.

Carter holds up the British - who didn't fight a war over slavery - as an example, but a careful look shows that case to be thoroughly unconvincing. Parliament had acted in 1807 to ban the slave trade and in 1833 to abolish slavery altogether. By the time the Civil War began in 1861, America's legislature had yet to follow suit - and the Southerners didn't appear in any great rush to do so.

So, let me get this straight: leave the slaves to stay enslaved while "massa" gets his head right? Basically, do nothing and let the bad guys have their way (which is rather the summation of his administration).

Jimmy Carter: enabler of tyrants, past and present.

More fun with Alcohol: Vodka Gummi Bears

Vodka Gummi Bears | Mix That Drink
Jeff could serve these in his van.

Super Party Pack

Burton Liquid Lounger | Uncrate

bag features storage for 36 beers with a quick-grab top opening, a bottle opener zipper pull, an integrated speaker system with auxiliary input, self-draining ice storage, and included golf towel, flask, dice, beer cozies, and ping pong balls

Beats in the Cave

OK, it seems like I can't hate on Kevin Pereira anymore. He appears to have actual talent to go with standing next to Olivia Munn on TV.

Found on Olivia Munn's blog.

Breakfast Granola for 3/24/9

Where's the $1.3 million in Kilpatrick war chest?
Ex-mayor, dozens others fail report on campaign finances

Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has failed to file a required campaign finance report, violating state law and raising questions about what happened to the $1.3 million he had on hand at the end of 2007.

I hear there's going to be an opening in Richmond soon, and a "City of Pride & Purpose" sounds like his kind of town.

Can-tastic Crackspackle

Natalie Noelle was found on Coed Magazine.

"This is bowling. There are rules."

Man loses tooth as bowlers brawl over etiquette

Police said a dispute over bowling etiquette led one man to assault another with a 16-pound ball, knocking out one of the man's teeth.

Q: What was the rug doing at the time of this melee?

Breakfast Granola for 3/23/9

This FAIL found at PhotoshopDisasters: computerdesks.com: Wat!

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