Friday, January 14, 2011

Today's tidbit of knowledge

Something I did not know until just now: the cover model for Sugar Ray's "Lemonade and Brownies" was Nicole Eggert.

Frank Cho studies Death

Frank Cho is more than just a cheesecake/pinup artist.

He also deals DEATH with PENS made from pure AWESOME and WIN.

Found on his blog, Apes & Babes.

Riddle solved

Seriously, based on a little bit of intergoogle prospecting, she calls herself Riddle, and I think she's also quite good at Black Cat.

At the very least, she has the sweet rack for it.

From her website, HimeArts.

Breakfast Granola for 1/14/11

wtf girl photo - Possibly the Real Dr. Mrs MonarchWell well well, if it isn't Mrs. Dr. Monarch, aka Queen Etherea, aka Lady Au Pair, aka Charlene, aka Dr. Girlfriend, aka Dr. Ex-Girlfriend, aka Dr. Fiancée, aka Dr. Wife.

Found on Hawtness.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Reason #4080 for why skiing is dumb

What other activity requires thousands of dollars in equipment that someone can pick up and walk off with, looking ordinary doing so, and with little realistic recourse for the victim except to report the theft and eat the cost?

Plus, snow is cold, wet death and likely to kill you.

Dressing Jill Valentine

From Kotaku:
Chinese toy company Hot Toys is working on another Resident Evil 5 toy. This one's another Jill Valentine, only this time, she's looking ready for a midnight swim.

This 1/6 scale figure — which actually depicts Jill in her "battle suit" — will be out later this year. As is expected with Hot Toys figures, she's incredibly detailed, and as is expected with Hot Toys figures, she'll most likely be prohibitively priced (most likely around the $150 mark).

In a nod to the kind of demographic expected to purchase this, it not only includes a range of weapons and interchangeable hands, but...you can also unzip the front of her suit. Stay classy, Hot Toys!

Truth in advertisting

That ass is so bad, it's awful.

And Jeff, take notes: that glorious whaletail could be yours to flash at Walmart.

Discovered -- unfortunately -- on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 1/13/11



I daresay the moral of this is "Don't chase the wrong things; you'll lose."

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Felix Cane, Unwrapped

From the Ore Archives; originally found on Felix Cane, Inc.

Italian Interests Section

Cristina Del Basso seems to be famous for starring in the Italian version of Big Brother. Such shows don't ordinarily interest me, but one of the top intergoogle search results for her is some awesomely voyeuristic footage of her moisturizing all hell out of her massive, enhanced breasts.

Happy Hump Day, kids!

Found on Holy Taco.

GT5 Reality Check

Unless you have the cash to match your desire to be driven around the Nordschleife by Sabine Schmitz, there's always Gran Turismo 5. From Kotaku:

Breakfast Granola for 1/12/11

epic fail photos - CLASSIC: License Plate FAILal-Jeff has a Cadillac?

Found on Failblog.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

What legs are for

Cynthia Urias is something big in Mexican television. Thus, while my Spanish is bad, some things are more broadly understood, such as high heels, stockings, and merrywidow garters.

Found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 1/11/11

On this day of singular conjunction, congratulations to the Auburn Tigers on taking the BCS title.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Simple & Clean

Jennifer Love Hewitt is really pretty. That is all.

Found on her Wikipedia page; title references this song.

For great justice!

When my father was in the midst of purchasing some new HD televisions, I told him to inform me at once if the salesman ever uttered the phrase "Monster Cable." Sure enough, he paused a discussion at "Big Box" in midstream, and I zoomed down to dissuade the salesman from that particular upsell.

It rhymed rather with, "Thou shalt not rob my father, period."

More from real experts via Kotaku:
Technical experts Digital Foundry sought to find out, pitting four HDMI cables — a cheap one, the two official cables sold by Microsoft and Sony and a ludicrously expensive Monster brand — against each other to see which ones gave the best results.

The findings? That in the vast majority of circumstances (excepting very cheap and very long cables) a sub-$2 cable bought over the internet gives as good a signal as the $130 Monster cables. While of course the price differences result in varying degrees of material build — expensive cables will "fit" better and feel sturdier — at the end of the day you're paying for picture signal, not looks or feel, so it's clear the gulf in prices just isn't worth it.

Stand and be judged (or not)

Found on College Humor via Funtasticus:
"My friend thinks her butt is amazing. I told her we should lets the interwebz be the judge. JUDGE INTERNETZ, JUDGE!"
Looks nice from this angle, but I'd really have to see it go.

Standing up, walking around, popping, naked. The usual.

Breakfast Granola for 1/10/11

Uncommon Ore Holly Peers has recurred on Hollywood Tuna, so we will rotate images.

This time, even MORE cleavage!