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"Ah, swordplay!"

Based on a discussion with FMDs Jack Naples and Crankmonkey. This clip is simultaneous WIN and FAIL, and constructed entirely of AWESOME. Behold ye, the power of a shaman courtesy of The Mighty Boosh...

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This is Sara Balint. I don't know who she is. Somebody fix that.

Found with various links on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 11/13/9

Just sayin'...

Hot Danish

Malene Espensen exported herself from Denmark to the UK, adding to the list of interesting things to come from the Danish kingdom.

Havarti cheese, fruit pastry, whiskey steak sauce, controversy, and Malene: all good Danish things to put in your mouth.

Found on Uncoached.

You ARE a winner!

I was sorta wondering how they decided the Nobel Prize, but wonder no more. Honestly, they're just giving those things away.

Found with other WTF on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 11/12/9

Because commies aren't cool, kids, no matter what your Underwater Basketweaving professor tells you.

Found on Holy Taco.

America, fuck yeah!

Humptastical Humpday

Ugh. It's just that kind of day. In the immortal words of Tommy Vercetti, "I need this."

More to be found on Funtasticus.

Speaking of live ammo...

This is why our troops carry it with their guns: to keep the UK -- and its female population -- safe and away from the Commies.



Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 11/11/9

Have you hugged your veteran today?

From the wikipedia caption: Joseph Ambrose, an 86-year-old World War I veteran, attends the dedication day parade for the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in 1982, holding the flag that covered the casket of his son, who had been killed in the Korean War.

Speaking of hard hits...

Found while intergoogle wandering.

Rough crowd

Looks like some flak just pinged off Morrissey's turret. And the winner is...



Found via Media Take Out on Daily Mail.

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 9

The Niners lost and the Raiders had the week off. Week 9 was maddening.

This week's Chicken Dinner splits between Randy Moss and Mike Sims-Walker for scoring the exact same receptions, yardage, and TDs (6 catches, 147 yds, 1 TD) to lead in receiving for the week; Moss' longest was 71 yds vs. Sims-Walker's 61, so Randy gets the big piece; a seat at the table to Ken Whisenhunt for channelling Dennis Green at the Cardinals' post-victory press conference. This week's Goat goes to Packer QB Aaron Rodgers for having a career day (17 for 35 (48.6%), 266 yds, 2 TDs, 3 rushes for 26 yds, 1 TD) while simultaneously causing a late-game loss to the Bucs by way of interception.

Breakfast Granola for 11/10/9

Just letting you know, you'll never kick this much ass.

Found with other WTF on Funtasticus.

I like where this is headed

Found on Funtasticus.

Can the REAL G.I. Joe please stand up?

The G.I. Joe live action movie wishes it was this good.

Terrorism. Murder. Blood. Bullets. Darkness. This is the G.I. Joe cartoon you've been waiting 25 years for. G.I. Joe: Resolute ($14) is a new animated mini-series featuring classic Joes and Cobra operatives that's sure to make the live action movie look even more like a turd. Aimed at older viewers, and garnering standing ovations at JoeCon Comic-Con, Resolute consists of 11 episodes (ten 5-minute episodes and one 10-minute finale) totaling 60 minutes. We won't tell you the plot, but let's just say Cobra Commander goes totally apocalyptic on Moscow. In the first four minutes. Can someone please start a petition to turn this into a regular weekly series? Oh, and don't forget the toys.

Found on Uncrate.

Breakfast Granola for 11/9/9

Who knew: Hillary Swank likes Red Stripe? Get down.

Found on Hawtness.