Your wisdom for the week is...

"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."

Found via Use My Computer on shitmydadsays.

Tantalizing

The heretofore unknown Chloe Hemmat, looking restless and hungry. It must be lunchtime...

Found on F-listed.

Dodge Ram FAIL

HA! You're teh suck:



Found on Jalopnik.

Rollercoaster FAIL

If your day ever gets this bad, take a shower, then take a nap.

Found with 24 other images of rollercoaster WTF on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 10/2/9

A cold Friday deserves a counterattack. Hot buns anyone?

Found with other Miss Reef Bikini contestants on Funtasticus.

Reason I love Olivia Munn #4080

#4080: She hates Twilight also.

Video Game - E3 2009 - Attack of the Show

Neon by Abduzeedo

Abduzeedo has a cool tutorial for how to emulate the lighting effect in Photoshop.

Booze will save us!

See, I told you so!

A new retrospective study found that patients admitted to hospitals with traumatic head injuries had a higher rate of survival if they'd been drinking.

Found on io9, who found it on Ars Technica, who found it on Archives of Surgery.

The Dialectic of Pedobear, Attorney-at-Law

An excerpt from Pedobear's moving essay -- In Defense of My Friend, Roman Polanski -- from Holy Taco:

In the world of pedophilia, Roman is a hero. If raping kids was Rock n' Roll, Roman would be all four of the Beatles combined. If all of us kid-f*ckers had our own country, Roman would be our Thomas Jefferson.

Such wise pearls of wise wisdom from St. P.D. O'Bear the Wise.

Low-Def Theater: The Play

Sony Low Def Theater, Cal vs. Stanford from Baldwin& on Vimeo.

Breakfast Granola for 10/1/9

October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Have you felt your boobies today? Do it now, it could save your life!

In honor of NBCAM, I'm kicking off with gifted object of my desire Denise Milani.

A gallery with 263 more images of Nurse Milani can be found on Coed.

Six-pack?

Because we need something to get us through Hump Day...

Found on Funtasticus.

Wanna get away?

From Uncrate:

We've all wished we had an eject button to remove ourselves from our office environment at one time or another, and MotoArt Ejection Chairs ($TBA) get you about as close to that dream as you're ever going to get. Made from authentic B-52 Stratofortress and F-4 Phantom Jet Fighter seats, these office chairs are made by technicians who strip the original seat of all old material, then repair, grind, sand, and polish the frame to a high gloss aluminum finish, adding sturdy custom aluminum bases and modern seat fabrics to give them a more workplace friendly feel.

It takes a huge party...

...for Coco Austin to get a huge hangover.

Found via Hollywood Tuna on Heyman Hustle.

Breakfast Granola for 9/30/9

Roman Polanski + Pedobear = BFF!

Found on Holy Taco.

Jeff's favorite store?

Get Jeebus into your life AND make a new, strange friend at one convenient location:


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Speaking of ath-uh-leets...

The very fit Louise Glover was found on Holy Taco.

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 3

The Niners lost but so did the Raiders. Week 3 was such a mixed bag.

This week's Chicken Dinner goes to Brett Favre for throwing a block at Patrick Willis. Jim Zorn collects Goat for coaching the Redskins to a loss against the Lions.

Breakfast Granola for 9/29/9

Someone's finally discovered a use for Toyota Camry wagons. Thanks, Mythbusters!

Speaking of a bad time...

This could've been your weekend instead.

Found on This is Photobomb.

Breakfast Granola for 9/28/9

Whatever your lot in life, and no matter how you spent your weekend, at least you're not Tim Tebow. Wait for it: 0:10 (and 1:25 and 1:33):