Yes, something new from the bandits!

Best. Carnival. EVAR?

Most carnivals are full of carnies, an even more undesirable offshoot of filthy hobos and vagabonds.

But this one is full of hoes. I'm not sure I see what the problem is.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/10/11

Kate Upton turns 19 today. Many happy returns!

38 to go.

Image from the Ore Archives.

Lunchtime poledance!

If you can ignore the herpderp audience noise, this is some pretty hot polework by Jenyne Butterfly; found on Funtasticus:

Worst. Festival name. EVAR!

Blue balls = NOT a good thing!

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/9/11

Sleep, thee, with tragic measure as you gaze upon the insane scribbling of Mike Bukowski, mind infected by the gibbering of Lord Cthulhu, dream our master darkly beneath cold and dead R'lyeh.

Remainest 39.

Found on io9.

Translation: I didn't think they were minors

Well, that makes it just fine!

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/8/11

With 40 to go and this being the 40th Denise Milani post,
I can't believe this picture of her never came up before. Already have it as a desktop wallpaper, but I'm going to see about having it printed into a poster.

OM NOM NOM!

From the Ore Archives.

Inhouse email barring me from expression

to this is say:
F@$k You!

Awesome + Awesome = ????

Unearthed by FMD Jack Naples, how is it possible for so much awesome — "Old Spice Guy" Isaiah Mustafa and "Most Interesting Man in the World" Jonathan Goldsmith — to be in the same place at the same time?

Awesome, that's how!

Found on the Awesome People Hanging Out Together Tumblr.

Something gentler

For a change of pace, Sophie Turner is back again, and this time I'd like to lavish some praise on her watch. That's an impressive looking timepiece on a roundbooty dimepiece.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 6/7/11

Sometimes you feel so beat down that all that's left is up, and at that point it's clawhammers, knives, sticks, fists, feet, fingernails, blood, sweat, and pain.

Delivering lots and lots of pain.

From the totally warped Korean film Old Boy:



41 to go.

Oh Japanese, you so crazy!

In video game Dream Club Zero you can dress up your nightclub hostess in CAUTION tape.

Best. Outfit. EVAR?

Found on Kotaku.

Breakfast Granola for 6/6/11

Ever hear someone say something so ridiculous that you wonder if they even comprehended what they just said? And you think they need to be reminded of how ridiculous they are?

The Ghost of Rick James compels you!

42 remain.