HULK SMASH!

This awesome was found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 1/28/11

It's always been the right time for Anti Duckface, and I'm glad I found it.

you know that faceyou make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?

you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort ofpout / kiss face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones? 

it's called "duckface" 

STOP DOING IT.

IT ISN'T SEXY.

YOU LOOK STUPID.

REALLY, REALLY STUPID. 

Portrait of the artist as a thong

According to Coco Austin, Twitter eliminated this image within 5 minutes. I'm certain it scorched a hot track until the bitter end.

Now found on her blog.

Rebuttal to a previous appearance

Earlier this week, somebody wore tight sweatpants and it was awful.

To counteract: Today, somebody is wearing tight sweatpants and it will be good.

Found on Funtasticus.

Brekfast Granola for 1/27/11

It's always sunny where Eva Wyrwal is; unfortunately, that place is not here at the moment. So sad.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

HA! It's funny because it's true!

Breakfast Granola for 1/26/11

I don't have (or intend to have) "Battlefield: Bad Company 2," but I heard this song and like it. Seems that it's muzak for a loading screen, and was called "Operation Hastings Loading Song" until somebody figured out it was actually "Memphis Guitar Soul" by Anders Lewen.

Green(no)sleeves

Shay Maria in a very verdant bikini, looking languid on a lounger.

Found via F-listed on Brobible.

Burn it all down

Without a doubt, Rhys Millen is the worst thing to happen to a Korean car since the North's ruling Kim family. Here, we see him laying Hankook rubber on Brazil's Serra do Rio do Rastro.

Found on Jalopnik.

Breakfast Granola for 1/25/11

Sometimes, wandering the intergoogles isn't completely like a jaunt through East St. Louis. Behold!

Jenna Capone Info:

Age: 20
Hometown: East Boston, MA
Occupation: Model

Jenna fun fact: "I love to dress my pitbulls up in clothes."

Tsk tsk! Dirty, dirty girl!

Found on Kaboom.

I hope SF is paying attention

In Japan, McDonald's Happy Meals are known as "Happy Set," and kids apparently go screaming apeshit for them. Behold!



Now imagine this times a thousand at San Francisco City Hall after the Board of Supes ban "Happy Set." Rabid banshees keening their way into the meeting and shrieking the everlasting souls out of everyone. I would pay to see that outtake from "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King."

Found on Kotaku.

Breakfast Granola for 1/24/11

Oh summer, where art thou? Here, we have Jenna "Digger" Bentley going down for a ball in -- I'm going to guess -- Florida or Southern California.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.