Friday, July 31, 2009

That girl, Mandy (NSFW)

I'd seen Dean Yeagle's Mandy before, between the pages of Playboy and the intergoogles; according to his latest artbook her last name might be Godiva. Good stuff.

For their attention to form, I'd like to see collaborative work between maybe him, Bruce Timm, and Frank Cho. I'd buy one of those.

Attention refreshed via Boing Boing.

Speaking of drinking...

Some updates to the "Beer Summit" item:

1) Gates may have read of my misgivings and apparently substituted his Red Stripe for a Sam Adams Light. For a lite beer, it actually tastes decently close to the real thing. But speaking of lightweight...

2) Vice President Joe Biden, a late addition to the roundtable, apparently had a Buckler, which is a non-alcoholic made by Heineken.

Thus, Crazy Uncle Joe steals the EPIC FAIL for this event from Dear Leader and his Bud Light by A) adding another non-American brew to the mix, and B) showing up to the Beer Summit with not-beer. Seriously, go to Utah with that shit.

Breakfast Granola for 7/31/9

Emmanuelle Chriqui is a Canadian actress of Moroccan Jewish descent, who I've never seen in anything, but I've heard; she voice-acted in the anime series Vampire Princess Miyu, and will apparently also VA in next year's Gatchaman animated film.

But as you can see, none of that is important at the moment. Drink it in, it's Friday, bitches!

Found among the top images on Use My Computer.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Lack of patriotism (and taste)

Regarding the "Beer Summit" between President Barack Obama, Professor Henry Gates, Jr., and Cambridge PD Officer James Crowley:
The meeting is raising some sensitive issues, such as: What kind of beer?

Late Wednesday, White House spokesman Robert Gibbs hinted the presidential cooler will likely be stocked with what he understood to be the two guests' own personal favorites -- Red Stripe and Blue Moon.

"The president will drink Bud Light," Mr. Gibbs added.
Red Stripe is best when from Jamaica ("Hooray, beer!"), and I've never had Blue Moon. Bud Light, however, is revoltingly flavor-free. Dear Leader, you FAIL it. Continue...
The problem is that all three beers are products of foreign companies. Red Stripe is brewed by London-based Diageo PLC. Blue Moon is sold by a joint venture in which London-based SABMiller has a majority stake.

And Bud Light? It is made by Anheuser-Busch -- which is now known as Anseuser-Busch InBev NV after getting bought last year by a giant Belgian-Brazilian company.
Oh, snap! Headline: "Dear Leader outsources jobs with drinking habit!"

By the way, Sam Adams -- HQ in Boston, brewed in Cincinnati -- wasn't American enough, eh? Poor patriotic beer, so sad.

But is she fast like a NASCAR?

FMD Crankmonkey unearths Brazilian/Italian Fernanda Ferrari, and I approve that message.

Found on Double Viking.

Breakfast Granola for 7/30/9

From today's Yahoo! News, Police: SC man charged with having sex with horse:
COLUMBIA, S.C. – A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal's owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.

But this wasn't the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state's sex offender list.

[....]

Vereen, 50, was first charged with trespassing, but police added a buggery charge after watching the surveillance tape. He faces up to five years if convicted.

[....]

Vereen has had mental problems for several years, but seemed to get better after getting court-ordered treatment last year, said his brother, the Rev. James Vereen, who lives just down the street from his brother and the stables.

"He's done all right when he was on the medicine. I don't know if he is still taking it," said James Vereen, who added his brother has kept to himself a lot in the last few months.
Seems he didn't keep to himself well enough. Next time, do your horsefucking on stage so people will be able to truly appreciate it.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

"The Onion" WIN

Somebody get these foolios a Free Internet!


Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title

Intellectual FAIL

As found on LGF via BBC, the "Nigerian Taliban" aren't too big on things like freedom, the 21st century, or "book learnin'":
In an interview with the BBC, the group’s leader, Mohammed Yusuf, said [Western] education “spoils the belief in one God”.

“There are prominent Islamic preachers who have seen and understood that the present Western-style education is mixed with issues that run contrary to our beliefs in Islam,” he said.

“Like rain. We believe it is a creation of God rather than an evaporation caused by the sun that condenses and becomes rain.’
The word "taliban" is supposed to mean "student," but these goons prove that study isn't part of their curriculum. Poor ignorant militant African Muslims.

Politically bi

Keeping in mind that the City of Richmond, CA has a Green mayor, and has generally been on an anti-Chevron tear the past few years, I do believe this qualifies as going "both ways":
The Richmond City Council is asking Chevron to appeal the Contra Costa Superior Court injunction that stopped construction at its refinery earlier this month.

Chevron filed an appeal in state court to try to reverse a court ruling that deemed inadequate the environmental impact report for its project to upgrade equipment and refine a wider range of crude. However, the refinery did not seek a stay of the injunction that halted construction because it needs project and operational certainty to move forward, spokesman Brent Tippen said.

Council members passed a resolution Tuesday night supporting an immediate settlement among the city, Chevron and environmentalists so 1,100 laid-off workers can return to the refinery.
This is the same Richmond whose city council tried to extort Chevron into helping them close a $21 million budget gap, and usually stands in the way of pretty much anything else Chevron has either done or attempted to do. I personally think that Chevron's "going slow" to remind Richmond who's the boss.

Because just like you can't squeeze blood from a turnip, you can't pump oil (and oil revenue) out of a refinery that isn't refining.

Our new Director of Human Resources

Insane WIN!

It takes a special brand of crazy to throw a car sideways at 70 mph on dirt with only loose gravel between you and thousands of feet and sheer cliff.



Never a fan of Hyundai -- or any Korean automakers, for that matter -- but Rhys Millen can make anything look good.

Found on Jalopnik.

The other side of the coin

Once upon a time, Amy Winehouse was talented, pretty, and British-fit, fresh from recording a cover of "Mr. Magic" (with her vocals, it becomes "Through the Smoke"). And then beehive hair and crack came along. So sad.

Image found while wandering intergoogles for Bebel Gilberto image.

Bitter like chocolate, sweet like wine

Currently listening to Tanto Tempo from the album of the same name. Bebel Gilberto has the sort of voice I could listen to reading my car's owners manual. And I'm not just saying that because I really like my car.

Breakfast Granola for 7/29/9

I'd just like to point out that this is pretty good technique because you don't want to rub anything on your car's paint that will cause scratches and swirls. Carefully examine the others, however. Many of them are using buckets and/or sponges, which can collect and trap abrasive particles. And if she turns around and thinks she's about to lay some ass to your finish, make her drop her drawers unless she can prove they're cotton; nylon and polyester will scratch, too.

When she's done, she can play on the stairs. As Great Prophet Confusius said, "Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine."

Found via Hollywood Tuna on Holy Taco.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Granola ALERT for 7/28/9

Hide the children, Pedobear is on the loose! Last spotted in San Diego, CA.

Image provided by FMD Whitey-D.

Princess Leia, kindly hold my lightsaber

One of the litany of costumes that Olivia Munn modeled at this year's Comicon. I'm only slightly disappointed in the absence of Slave Leia this time around.

From Olviia Munn's 2009 SDCC gallery.

Breakfast Granola for 7/28/9

A very strange Tuesday deserves a not-strange import model.

Alicia Whitten, though previously seen in Coed, was rediscovered on Hollywood Tuna.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Revelation #4080: Why Dita von Teese doesn't smile much

Today's trivia: Dita von Teese (realname: a much more interesting/less pretentious Heather Sweet) is a natural blonde. All the way down to the hair all over her face that stands up when the smile muscles go. I blame Marilyn Manson.

Found on today's Use My Computer. So sad.

Like a monkey

Shakira. Throwing herself around inside a cage. Near-nude. And you don't even need to turn the sound up. Since I can't stand her voice (and it's not the important part of this video clip), I didn't.


Found on F-listed.

Did I mention that I miss Comicon?

FMD Crankmonkey teases us all with this cavalcade of cosplayers from the 2009 San Diego Comic Convention. Some good, some bad, all part of the fan(atic) atmosphere.

Found on Maximum PC.

I'm going to have to marry that woman

Breakfast Granola for 7/27/9

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