Breakfast Granola for 7/29/9

I'd just like to point out that this is pretty good technique because you don't want to rub anything on your car's paint that will cause scratches and swirls. Carefully examine the others, however. Many of them are using buckets and/or sponges, which can collect and trap abrasive particles. And if she turns around and thinks she's about to lay some ass to your finish, make her drop her drawers unless she can prove they're cotton; nylon and polyester will scratch, too.

When she's done, she can play on the stairs. As Great Prophet Confusius said, "Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine."

Found via Hollywood Tuna on Holy Taco.