Necessary components

Marie-Claude Bourbonnais is wearing a corset, fishnets, and precariously high heels. I don't think I need a whole let else to get by.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

GT5 = highly accurate

How do we know this? Because the classic Fiat 500 has trouble with hills in real life, too. From Kotaku:

Breakfast Granola for 11/26/10

This was Seattle on Monday:



Seriously, FUCK SNOW! FUCK IT WITH THE BARK STILL ON!

Found on Jalopnik.

Out there somewhere...

...is one lucky United States Marine Corps lance corporal.

Found on Hawtness.

Jeff's time to shine?

Is employment as a TSA agent halal in the eyes of Simmslam? It probably is.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 11/24/10

Today's lesson: be careful what you get roped into. Hopefully, it's something good. And not some BS training session like I'll be doing later today. Image maybe-related.

Tashia McIntosh was found on F-listed.

Clock ticks...

EBGames just charged me for the cost of GT5. Seems like I have a game on the way.

P.S.: Suck it, Simmslam! I have a console to buy!

Breakfast Granola for 11/23/10

Time to make the donuts again. Here's some Reef babe ass from the Archives to kickstart the day.

America, fuck yeah!

It's Camille Donatacci again, found on a deliberate hunt of the intergoogles.

The Fourteenth Decree of Simmslam

al-Jeff, regarding property rights:

Thou shalt bring me chicken AND egg, for that which art thine is mine, and that which thine stuff produceth art also mine.

In other words, this.

Target identified

Though Hawtness doesn't say who this is, I happen to know: it's the soon-to-be-former Mrs. Kelsey Grammer, Camille Donatacci. I don't know if she's famous for anything else, but she was a pretty prolific model for Playboy.

This was from one of their News Stand Specials, and if memory serves there should also be a nice frontal where she's hitchhiking away from her bricked Miata.

Breakfast Granola for 11/22/10

Thanks to my awesome new schedule change, breakfast is now served an hour earlier. Yay...fuck...

Sounds like special breakfast with the usually-NSFW Monica Leigh of Playboy fame because I need to get up this morning. And I swear to you, if I find a SFW picture of her booty it'll get posted because it really is that sweet.

Found on DJ Mick.