Fun Art Projects

Thanks to the mormans and imaginationland for filling in the blanks (2nd shot vintage M. Monroe):

Semi-corporate

So, Audrina Patridge uses black tape to obscure the label of her Starbucks beverage -- no mistaking their green straws, and it looks like iced Passion Tea, perhaps Passion Tea Lemonade (one of my favorite Arnold Palmer variants) -- but not the characteristic "UA" insignia for her Under Armour leggings? I suppose one must discriminate when it comes to personal evil empire of choice.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 9/10/10

Rejoice! Today is a Bakesale Betty's Friday! That's two big breasts on a roll; picture unrelated.

Christina Hendricks, courtesy of The Mine archives.

Y HLO THAR Officebabe Coco

Found on Coco's twitter.

A sample of samplers

Listen to some of Tron Legacy's soundtrack, courtesy of io9.

Breakfast Granola for 9/9/10

I'd been hunting for a high-resolution image of the poster inside my "Hey Olivia!" magazine when it occurred to me: If I flatten it enough and stick it to the kitchen wall with poster putty, I should be able to photograph it, then Photoshop down the folds and wrinkles.

Behold my awesome! New wallpaper coming soon!

Mating ritual

Why do I think Jeff would try to sneak underneath the Sockification-bot?

Breakfast Granola for 9/8/10

Some wisdom for you to chew on with your breakfast granola, courtesy of Adam Baldwin:

How can Leftists, etc. that defend the right to symbolically burn the American Flag logically object to the symbolic burning of any book?

Every incident of American flag burning inevitably makes its way to the news as an emblem for "Islamic street" sentiment. Yet we have no known incidents of violent retaliation against Muslims for this, least of all any outcry. I think that we think it's normal and ordinary for them.

But even the merest, perceived slight against the least of Islamic pieties has overwhelming outrage, threats, and real violence as standard replies. This Terry Jones character threatens to burn a Koran. Reaction from the "Islamic street": "We'll kill Americans for this!" Wackjob Mohammedans wanting to kill Americans on Koran desecration days doesn't seem all that different from them wanting to kill Americans on non-desecration days. Seriously, that's quite a religion of peace you cats have there.

Observation: the War Against Terrorism must be the first in all of human history where one side was in abject fear of offending the other. I personally find crash landing planes into buildings, suicide bombings, repression of women, and prohibition of art, recreational beverages, and pork products to be offensive enough to kill over.

Mono

It's Nancy for lunchtime.

That's all. No last name was supplied.

But is that really important right now?

Found on F-listed.

Happy birthday, Mario

Get some-a pasta to go-a wit-a youz birthday cake-a; according to Kotaku:

Super Mario Bros. was released in Japan on September 13, 1985 and on October 18, 1985 in North America.

Breakfast Granola for 9/7/10

How was Labor Day weekend? you might ask. Great until I had to come back to work, I might reply.

Lacey Chabert was found on Holy Taco.

Brunch Granola for 9/6/10

Almost forgot; I did work today. Thus, there is opportunity for a Labor Day entry.

Behold, the not-so-ill-named Jessica Pear -- found on Use My Computer -- who I believe would actually be considered spoon-shaped.