It's all fun and games until...

...you decide to drive in Turkey. Wait for it: 1:34...



Found on Jalopnik.

Basketball is teh ghey

And I don't just say that because al-Jeff enjoys it. Evidence #4080:



Grant Hill and Reggie Evans not only slapped each other, they slapped each other on the ass. Obviously, this is some sort of signal by the players to the refs that they require "special time alone." Next event: kielbasa jousting in the locker room.

Found on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 10/8/10

Seems I've neglected lately to point out that it's still National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The key to prevention is detection, and the primary method of detection is the sense of touch.

That's right, ladies, feel your boobies. Do it with your friends today!

Found on Funtasticus.

Ball maintenance

The AXE Detailer is pretty good; shower gels of choice are Dark Temptation and Fever. My balls are definitely clean and ladies love to play with them all day. :D

Gravity WIN!

Found via Jalopnik on Gizmodo; wait for it: 0:38...

Breakfast Granola for 10/7/10

Crazy Uncle Joe Biden is back:

According to a pool report from Tuesday's event in Dayton, Biden was telling the crowd that Democrats know how to balance the budget. He said, "If I hear one more Republican tell me about balancing the budget, I am going to strangle them."

He quickly added: "To the press, that's a figure of speech."

Just like "If you attempt to strangle me, then I'll kick you in the balls" is a figure of speech for "Touching me will earn you my foot moving at high speed between your legs so that they shatter your testicles all up into your abdomen."

Hourglass

The very curvy Coco Austin on a new couch, found on her Twitter.

Standard issue Hawkeye?

Will Saito's cybernetic implant become standard issue equipment?

Last week, the U.S. Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency awarded Lockheed Martin a $6.9 million contract to continue development of the company's One-Shot Program, a research project begun in 2007 that aims to develop an advanced sniper scope that is able to calculate things like crosswinds, GPS location, range to target, temperature and even humidity and almost instantly update the sights to ensure an "automatic" kill.

Found on Kotatku.

A few too many

I've heard people groan whenever there's a new variant of the Ford Mustang; most of these are by tuners such as Roush and Saleen, or unofficial dealer packages for upsale. There are only 10 official models: three basics (V6, GT, GT500), each available as a coupe or convertible, and a Premium upgrade for the non-GT500 models. Ford also had some limited editions: the "Warriors in Pink" for breast cancer awareness and the California Special (non-GT500), plus the Boss 302 and Bullitt (unavailable in convertible). That's at least six more, but those were more likely to be a single spread towards the back of a brochure mentioning possibilities.

However, as of this article from Jalopnik, I can safely say that the Mustang is off the hook for confusing lineup. I'm sure any of those 20 Porsches drive just fine, but they now have the market cornered for needless variants.

Breakfast Granola for 10/6/10

The Smoking Jacket wants to know how McCovey cove kayakers can get a life. The answer after the break...



Ugh, seriously? For me, it would be to add sharks and chum to the water, but here's the unmentioned suggestion that would end the nonsense: less cricket, more of a real sport.

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 4

The Niners lost and the Raiders lost. Week 4 is déjà vu all over again.

Chicken Dinner goes to Josh Scobee for having the leg to kick a 59 yard FG, which is 3rd longest in history; Rob Bironas gets a wing for a 53 yarder in a losing effort. Goat goes to Jay Cutler for holding onto the ball too long 10 times to earn 10 sacks in one night.

Breakfast Granola for 10/5/10

Why yes, yes I am photographing Coco Austin's derriere, Ice T. And I'd do it again.

Found on F-listed.

Speaking of arson...

...I'll light that ass on fire.

Not sexy

Ladies, don't let your ugly friends try to convince you that farting is cute. It isn't.

Furthermore, if your ugly friends try to convince you to combust your flatulence, refuse. All they're trying to do is light your ass on fire.


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Breakfast Granola for 10/4/10

National Breast Cancer Awareness Month rolls on with newly discovered -- and likely soon-to-be strategic -- ore Robyn Alexandra Greenwood. As if she weren't already doublestuffed and cute enough already, she ice skates, too: