Thursday, October 7, 2010

Breakfast Granola for 10/7/10

Crazy Uncle Joe Biden is back:
According to a pool report from Tuesday's event in Dayton, Biden was telling the crowd that Democrats know how to balance the budget. He said, "If I hear one more Republican tell me about balancing the budget, I am going to strangle them."

He quickly added: "To the press, that's a figure of speech."
Just like "If you attempt to strangle me, then I'll kick you in the balls" is a figure of speech for "Touching me will earn you my foot moving at high speed between your legs so that they shatter your testicles all up into your abdomen."

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