We leave you this week...

...on what might be Pedobear paws.

Found on Funtasticus.

Angry midget

No, it's not Jermaine Dupri. We're talking the OG of angry midgets, Gary-Muhfuckin-Coleman, throwing a tantrum on The Insider. Wait for it: 1:00...



Remember, Redd Foxx will tell you to not engage in midget fighting unless you've done midget fighting previously. Protip: Stab them in the top of the head.

Found on Media Take Out.

Breakfast Granola for 2/19/10

There's not nearly enough female oil wrestling in The Mine...



Fixed.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Bacon + Potato = ????

OM NOM NOM NOM!

With products like Baconnaise, Bacon Floss, and even Bacon Lip Balm, we have to ask: Why didn't someone think of this before? Who's Your Daddy Bacon Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what you'd expect — a delicious combination of potato and bacon. Handmade from high-quality potatoes and cooked with a proprietary blend of "bacony goodness," only those with the strongest of wills are able to keep from eating the whole bag.

Found on Uncrate.

Wanted

Lindsey Strutt -- who I don't seem to see enough of -- was found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 2/18/10

I suppose it's a good thing The Mine isn't at ground level...

STRIFE & CHAOS!

Breakfast Granola for 2/17/10

Some cool LOST artwork that accompanies a rather hokey io9 article.

Found via io9 on the blog of Disney artist Eric Tan.

New Mine sign!

Because we have standards, dammit!

Found on Funtasticus.

Speaking of EPIC FAIL...

According to the telemetry, late Georgian luger Nodar Kumaritashvili was going 144.3 kph -- that's 89 mph -- prior to sudden impact vs. a metal pole. Wait for it: 0:07 (and 0:14)...



Winter strikes again with a mighty thud.

Found on Live Leak.

Breakfast Granola for 2/16/10

Olympic fever is upon us! *spit* Time for an Olympic Edition Caption Contest with Crazy Uncle Joe Biden. I'll lead off...

"Heil Canada!"

This foolishness was found on the googlenews.