Speaking of drinking...

Some updates to the "Beer Summit" item:

1) Gates may have read of my misgivings and apparently substituted his Red Stripe for a Sam Adams Light. For a lite beer, it actually tastes decently close to the real thing. But speaking of lightweight...

2) Vice President Joe Biden, a late addition to the roundtable, apparently had a Buckler, which is a non-alcoholic made by Heineken.

Thus, Crazy Uncle Joe steals the EPIC FAIL for this event from Dear Leader and his Bud Light by A) adding another non-American brew to the mix, and B) showing up to the Beer Summit with not-beer. Seriously, go to Utah with that shit.