That's a Big Burger, Too Bad Jeff's a Pussy

The Burger That Feeds a Family of Four

"five thirds of a pound" of beef, nacho cheese, chili, salsa, tortilla chips, lettuce, tomato and refried beans on an 8-inch sesame seed bun.

"The Fifth Third burger is not for the casual eater,"

Jeff could eat this. Jeff could eat 4 of these, if he wasn't such a pussy nowadays. Just be fat, live the dream.