Thursday, April 30, 2009

Way to hold it in, Veep

Crazy Uncle Joe Biden lends us some pandemic panic...
“I would tell members of my family — and I have — I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now,” Biden said on NBC’s “Today” show.. “It’s not that it’s going to Mexico. It’s [that] you’re in a confined aircraft. When one person sneezes, it goes all the way through the aircraft. That’s me."

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[In a press release to "extend and revise," the administration said what he meant to say was] Americans "should avoid unnecessary air travel to and from Mexico...If they are sick, they should avoid airplanes and other confined public spaces, such as subways."
It's good advice -- avoiding unnecessary travel and strange contact -- but due to the administration's need to "clean" and Biden being such a harebrained and hairtriggered flapjaw, I have to wonder: Does Pepto Bismol work on H1N1 AND diarrhea of the mouth?

P.S.: CAPTION CONTEST!

3 ramblings:

CrankMonkey said...

I know you're not a fan, but I think he's right on this one. Just sucks that its not politically correct to tell the truth.

Spike Spiegel said...

Amplified: It's good advice, but the admin feels they have to circle back and "fix" what spilled out of him. Thus, "Crazy Uncle Joe" who has to be apologized for.

Plunda Claus said...

It's not that, it's just that Joe Biden is one of the dumbest fuckdumbs walking the face of the earf...

Caption Contest: "You see, I have to work the rug like this first, then I can tell you I think you're a smelly cunt...then my minions will "clean" the statement up..."

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