Polar Bear says, "U smell liek fud!"

It used to be there was a good cure for "teh dum": death. Unfortunately, some fellow Germans kept this woman from receiving it...

The 32-year-old leapt over bars at Berlin Zoo during the bears' feeding time yesterday.

Despite six zookeepers' efforts to distract the four predators kept in the enclosure, the woman was bitten several times on her arms and legs.

The brave keepers eventually managed to push the bear away and pull the woman to safety.

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It is not known why the woman pulled the dangerous stunt but she initially appeared to be elated as she swam towards a bear in the enclosure.

Oh, you Germans so crazy!