Bernie Mac warned us, but Olivia Munn was witness

Bernie Mac once offered up a valuable life lesson: "There are two things you don't mess with on a human body, and that's your stomach and your bootyhole."

Today, the lovely Olivia Munn regales us with this tale from La-La Land...

In Beverly Hills driving with my windows rolled down. Next to super hot chick in a Bentley Coupe talking really loudly on her bluetooth with her windows rolled down, too. Not sure who she was talking to, but this is what she said:

“Uuughh.. My asshole keeps bleeding every time I go to the bathroom…. (long pause for response on the other end of phone)… No.. Yeah, I think he just ripped it.”

Yes. That happened.

Oh, hot California girls- you so crazy.

Um, wow. Not enough lube, bad technique, or round peg too big for square hole? YOU make the call!

Image of BIG TUNNELS from the wikitubes.