McGangbang ala Wendy's

Behold my glory...

Thanks to Jeff, I've constructed a McGangbang, except from quality Wendy's material. I like McDonald's chicken sandwiches, but their burgers have the taste and texture of cork coasters.

Thus, this superior and monstruous creation of non-Euclidean geometry is hereby dubbed "The Cthulhu Ftaghn." May its eldritch charms call our master in R'lyeh from dread slumber.

And I must say, it's actually quite tasty. None of the "Ugh, what's this in bed on either side of me?" feeling the original post evokes.