Breakfast Granola for 3/18/9

Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: When you eat breakfast, you are a king surveying your estate. Admire the woods, the peacocks on the lawn, Dayana Mendoza basking in the Jacuzzi of granola. Be the king of your breakfast kingdom.

Dayana Mendoza found via Interwebb wanderings on HQ-Celebrity.