"You're not going to believe this shit..."

Caught wind of this, so to speak, just before catching transport to The Mine.

Manure fell off a truck and is blocking the three right lanes of westbound state Highway 37 in Vallejo this morning, according to the California Highway Patrol.

CHP was sending traffic in bursts as frontloaders maneuvered to scrape the pavement. Early morning drizzle had turned that manure into mud, and the bucket scoops were sparking as they scraped. I can only imagine those commuters who were stopped and their calls to work...

"There's shit on the road. No, not generic shit like a shredded tire or a tarp or a dead dog or a dinette set. Yes, it is bullshit. Or maybe steer shit, I'm not sure..."