Someone got the memo

Teen shits bricks after deputy ambush; follows up by selling out

A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said.

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The 16-year-old boy turned and ran, chased by [Salt Lake County sheriff's deputy Chad ] Taylor, who called 911 as he ran after the teen through the neighborhood. The boy was scrambling so fast, Taylor said, he lost his shoes. Centerville police responded to help catch the teen.

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The boy dashed into a friend's house, where a party was going on, police said. Officers were let into the house where they found him — and discovered that he had soiled himself, [Centerville Police Lt. Paul] Child said.

"You could smell him," Taylor said. "He told us, 'Yeah, I crapped my pants.' "

Hilarity continues as Shittypants goes punkbitch...

Police said the teen implicated a friend whom Taylor saw trying to break into cars across the street from his home.

"He gave up his friend," Child said, pointing to another 16-year-old who was also arrested in the burglary investigation.

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Detectives were trying to determine if the teens were involved in a rash of weekend car break-ins.

"We've had some more reports over the weekend that we're sure they're suspects in," Child said.