A cautionary tale for Jeff

Via F-listed, a judge with slightly too much spare time was giving himself the business during his cases, including murder trials:

Police built a case against the judge after a police officer testifying in a 2003 murder trial saw a piece of plastic tubing disappear under Thompson’s robe. During a lunch break, officers took photographs of the pump under the desk.

Investigators later checked the carpet, Thompson’s robes and the chair behind the bench and found semen, according to court records.

The moral of this story: Save your interrogations of Cyclops Thompson for the deliberation chamber.