Jeff, have you been talking to this guy?

Man with Down's -- whose mother tried to get a woman to de-virginize him -- turns down all sex offers.

Otto Baxter, 21, made headlines around the world when his mother Lucy, 50, said she was even willing to hire a prostitute to fulfil his wish.

But despite numerous offers – including a chance to sleep with Australian sex worker and campaigner Rachel Wotton – he has told his mum he wants to wait for Miss Right.

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Mum Lucy, who adopted Otto from birth, said he almost popped his cherry when Rachel Wotton, 32, a prostitute who specialises in providing sex for disabled people, visited their home in Abingdon, Oxon, in May.

She said: "A production company contacted us and said they wanted to talk to us with Rachel about the sex industry and people with disabilities.

"Otto was besotted with Rachel, she was very beautiful and dynamic and he could have easily made arrangements with her to have sex, but he didn't."

Filed under the "doing it wrong/fail/WTF?" trifecta because although Rachel Wotton isn't amazing looking, she might be all sugar walls, rusty trombones, butthole pleasures, Cincinnati bowties, and pussy juice cocktails. Her whoring has to be built on something, and this kid isn't exactly Tom Cruise, despite the similar haircut and observable acting range.

Like a wise man once said, "You're sleepin' on them cheeks, blood."

From The Telegraph.